Now Chip hasn’t always been the brightest bulb, and he’s been known to need some time to process big changes.

As Chip and Dan are doing their rounds one afternoon, Dan sees a cantina up the street. He leans over to his friend and says, “Hey Chip, lets swing by that bar and take a load off.”

Now it takes Chip a moment to think it over when he says, “Dan, we can’t go into that there bar. We’re Privates, and only Sergeants and above can hangout off base!”

Dan laughs at his dull friend and retorts, “Chip, bud, we aren’t Privates, we’re Sergeants now!” And they saunter on in.

The duo head in and take two stools and Dan wastes no time ordering two cold beers over. Now Chip starts getting nervous and he leans over to Dan and whispers, “Dan I don’t know about this... Privates aren’t supposed to drink! Only Sergeants and above are allowed to consume alcohol!”

Dan chuckles, shaking his head at his simple friends worries; “Chip ol’ pal, your forgetting; Privates can’t drink, but we’re Sergeants now! Take a load off!” And upon this realization, Chip relaxes a little and the two enjoy a few more beers together.

The night rolls on and the two get pretty tipsy when later in the evening Dan draws the attention of a young prostitute. She is very interested in Dan, but she leans over and whispers to him, “Baby I think your very cute, I’d love to show you a good time, I’ve just got Gonorrhea so I’ll let you decide if you want me tonight.”

Now Dan isn’t too fluent in Vietnamese, so he leans over to Chip and asks, “Chip, can you do me a favor. I don’t know what ‘Gonorrhea’ means; Can you run back to base and see what you can find out? If it’s a good thing, just give me a thumbs up and I’ll see you tomorrow morning.”

Chip agrees, runs back to base, and about an hour later returns to the door of the bar and gives Dan a thumbs up and an all clear.

A week goes by and Dan is in the medical wing on base groaning and moaning about his unfortunate ailment when Chip comes by to visit him.

“Damn it Chip! You said Gonorrhea was a good thing!,” shouted Dan.

“No,” said Chip, beaming with pride. "You see, I looked it up, and Gonorrhea affects only the privates, but you don’t need to worry because we’re Sergeants now.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814555&forum_id=2most#49543146)

being a fascist goon must have been a peak experience

And unlike pretty much every last Nazi most of the chief goons of Fascist Italy just skated by without ever going to prison. Half of them just formed a successor party after the war that held dozens of seats in parliament until the 1990s

virtually all of them who were killed were killed by Mussolini in 1944 after the Germans stopped them from deposing him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814555&forum_id=2most#49543077)

the italian far right being less explicitly racialist + cooperating more with the US provisional authorities probably had much to do with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814555&forum_id=2most#49543138)

it is probably lib antifa slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814555&forum_id=2most#49543166)

Hitler was a jerk,

Mussolini,

Bit his weenie,

Now it doesn't work!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814555&forum_id=2most#49543277)