Date: February 26th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))
In hindsight, I don't know why I did it.
He has been here a grand total of four months. He is late twice a week. He calls me "Mr. Boss Man," and I am certain he does not know my actual name.
But he has a certain je ne sais quoi. A jawline that could cut glass and a full head of hair — thick, almost aggressively thick — and every customer in produce asks for him by name.
Tabitha printed the certificate on *my* grocery's color printer, which she has *never* once done for *anyone* else. She even laminated it. She has never laminated anything in the decade-something I have had to withstand her ghastly presence.
She hung it next to my notes on the refrigerator.
I stood in the break room and looked at the three things on the wall: Chad's laminated certificate, my "How dare they" note, and my "This is fine.™" note. I could not determine which one was the most honest.
I nominated him because no one has ever looked at me the way the customers look at him.
How dare they.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2most#49697660)