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Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse
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Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Pungent garrison

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Khaki nudist pervert school cafeteria



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: sticky irradiated library

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: awkward marketing idea macaca

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Impressive green hominid becky

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: laughsome tripping step-uncle's house jewess



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Impressive green hominid becky



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Big unhinged codepig



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Thriller keepsake machete ticket booth



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: French Curious Digit Ratio Half-breed

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: French Curious Digit Ratio Half-breed

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Rusted kitty cat



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Vivacious Potus Feces



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: twinkling property

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy giraffe

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: slimy emerald brunch

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Balding lay kitty

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy giraffe

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: supple red reading party

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Khaki nudist pervert school cafeteria



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: slate beady-eyed partner school

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: supple red reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: supple red reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: disgusting idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: frisky native main people

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: frisky native main people

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: frisky native main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: frisky native main people

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Vibrant pontificating ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Maroon Low-t Knife Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706886)