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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Territorial Giraffe Point
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
elite fighting theater stage
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
elite fighting theater stage
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
elite fighting theater stage
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
elite fighting theater stage
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Territorial Giraffe Point
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Territorial Giraffe Point
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Useless cerebral cuckoldry lay
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Ultramarine pit
  05/22/26
His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Internet-worthy Swashbuckling Dragon
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Harsh at-the-ready theater
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Ultramarine pit
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Harsh at-the-ready theater
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Territorial Giraffe Point
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Sable Duck-like Hell Main People
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
emerald shrine patrolman
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
flirting cuckold
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Territorial Giraffe Point
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
stimulating parlour
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Zombie-like Regret Ratface
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Territorial Giraffe Point
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
flirting cuckold
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Territorial Giraffe Point
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: elite fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Useless cerebral cuckoldry lay

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Nudist gunner milk

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Harsh at-the-ready theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Hilarious Swollen Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: flirting cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: histrionic lime location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: stimulating parlour

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Swashbuckling Dragon

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Harsh at-the-ready theater

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: amethyst faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Harsh at-the-ready theater

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine pit

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Harsh at-the-ready theater

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: rebellious umber jewess dilemma

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Sable Duck-like Hell Main People

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: emerald shrine patrolman

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: flirting cuckold

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: stimulating parlour

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Regret Ratface

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: flirting cuckold

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Swashbuckling Dragon

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Useless cerebral cuckoldry lay

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Galvanic forum

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Wonderful ruby den knife

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine pit

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Khaki Aphrodisiac Doctorate

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired slap-happy chapel

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Bearded pozpig school

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: mentally impaired slap-happy chapel

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Bearded pozpig school

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Flatulent stirring really tough guy

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: mentally impaired slap-happy chapel

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Hideous Magical Tattoo

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Useless cerebral cuckoldry lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Galvanic forum

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe selfie

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe selfie

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe selfie

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: honey-headed hospital goyim

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: crawly indirect expression

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe selfie

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: cordovan juggernaut

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Amber reading party

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted confused pisswyrm masturbator

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: stimulating parlour

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine pit

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: electric blue jew background story

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Contagious canary station toilet seat

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Point

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired slap-happy chapel

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: autistic ticket booth

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50068093)