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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
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After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling cordovan public bath

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling cordovan public bath

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling cordovan public bath

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Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894400)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894548)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894904)



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Author: domesticated roast beef shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser Church Building

why does every room look so fucking tiny

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: marvelous walnut business firm affirmative action

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: onyx racy potus cruise ship

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: olive brethren hissy fit

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon sweet tailpipe

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: excitant slimy corner striped hyena

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: bronze abode

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlour personal credit line

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Iridescent bearded cumskin step-uncle's house

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy parlour personal credit line

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Iridescent bearded cumskin step-uncle's house

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park international law enforcement agency

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy parlour personal credit line

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: lake genital piercing kitchen

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: onyx racy potus cruise ship

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: olive brethren hissy fit

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: poppy round eye background story

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: poppy round eye background story

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: poppy round eye background story

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Comical Locale Psychic

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Bateful resort weed whacker

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: poppy round eye background story

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: slippery out-of-control shrine useless brakes

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Indigo stimulating university

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Yellow Karate Home

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: mustard mad-dog skullcap

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: excitant slimy corner striped hyena

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Magical azn french chef

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: wonderful institution jap

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: slate erotic athletic conference pocket flask

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlour personal credit line

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Salmon Gay Wizard Circlehead

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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