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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
purple jewess
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
fear-inspiring goyim sanctuary
  01/05/14
...
Disrespectful center newt
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
purple jewess
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
purple jewess
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
purple jewess
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
purple jewess
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
cheese-eating charcoal pistol
  06/25/12
...
milky federal stock car
  06/25/12
Jesus
Self-absorbed shrine
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Thirsty flesh area
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Appetizing sable kitchen
  08/02/12
crying
fragrant pozpig school
  08/29/12
...
Dead odious antidepressant drug library
  02/22/13
...
cerebral brunch
  08/21/13
lost my shit
histrionic public bath
  03/19/14
...
Khaki Set
  06/27/14
...
overrated lime reading party
  06/27/14
...
Twisted Parlour Prole
  09/14/17
...
Alcoholic lascivious theatre
  07/20/18
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Alcoholic lascivious theatre
  02/09/19
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Naked ruby genital piercing
  07/11/19
...
nudist brilliant mediation
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
poppy orchestra pit
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
purple jewess
  06/25/12
cop
milky federal stock car
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
milky federal stock car
  06/25/12
...
cheese-eating charcoal pistol
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
floppy blood rage background story
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
fighting idiot son of senegal
  08/02/12
...
painfully honest love of her life
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Sapphire Box Office
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Salmon Hell
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
milky federal stock car
  06/25/12
...
orchid exciting dilemma private investor
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
milky federal stock car
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
fighting idiot son of senegal
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Harsh multi-billionaire hunting ground
  08/21/13
...
purple jewess
  06/25/12
...
spectacular garrison
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Embarrassed To The Bone Volcanic Crater
  06/25/12
...
painfully honest love of her life
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
irradiated duck-like preventive strike milk
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
purple jewess
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Wonderful resort
  06/25/12
...
purple jewess
  06/26/12
...
painfully honest love of her life
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
shimmering pervert round eye
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
purple jewess
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Cruel-hearted windowlicker
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Glittery yellow psychic
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
purple jewess
  08/02/12
...
purple jewess
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Appetizing sable kitchen
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
fighting idiot son of senegal
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
fighting idiot son of senegal
  08/02/12
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vibrant disturbing corner
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
purple jewess
  08/02/12
...
know-it-all carmine clown
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
fighting idiot son of senegal
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Glittery yellow psychic
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
purple jewess
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
fighting idiot son of senegal
  08/06/12
Cr
Copper piazza brethren
  08/06/12
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fighting idiot son of senegal
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vibrant disturbing corner
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
anal cruise ship
  08/20/12
...
vibrant disturbing corner
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
purple jewess
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
cerebral brunch
  08/21/13
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fighting idiot son of senegal
  02/22/13
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painfully honest love of her life
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
cerebral brunch
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Harsh multi-billionaire hunting ground
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
cerebral brunch
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Khaki Set
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Harsh multi-billionaire hunting ground
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
lake gaming laptop
  08/21/13
180
painfully honest love of her life
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
painfully honest love of her life
  09/30/13
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painfully honest love of her life
  12/24/13
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painfully honest love of her life
  01/05/14
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Doobsian property halford
  03/19/14
180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Bonkers parlor
  06/25/14
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Khaki Set
  06/27/14
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Idiotic aqua address generalized bond
  07/22/14
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Diverse national security agency lay
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Diverse national security agency lay
  08/04/14
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sadistic space double fault
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Swashbuckling rebellious old irish cottage
  12/08/14
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fighting idiot son of senegal
  12/11/14
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effete concupiscible mental disorder stag film
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
gay useless french chef
  08/12/15
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Aphrodisiac Abnormal Azn Bbw
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unhinged spot partner
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saffron trump supporter whorehouse
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Thriller school cafeteria
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
vigorous doctorate sound barrier
  09/15/17
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effete concupiscible mental disorder stag film
  05/20/17
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fighting idiot son of senegal
  06/27/17
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effete concupiscible mental disorder stag film
  07/29/17
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Flatulent philosopher-king turdskin
  10/01/17
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shimmering pervert round eye
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Comical nursing home
  01/29/18
where did he go
Clear stage circlehead
  01/29/18
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haunting jade crotch dopamine
  05/14/18
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shimmering pervert round eye
  08/16/18
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glassy titillating chad macaca
  01/25/19
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Fishy Black Woman Candlestick Maker
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Laughsome Rigpig Striped Hyena
  05/26/19
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Mind-boggling grizzly ticket booth elastic band
  08/08/19
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scarlet 180 church headpube
  02/19/20
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nudist brilliant mediation
  08/27/21
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mauve theater
  07/16/22
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Pontificating step-uncle's house
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: purple jewess

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring goyim sanctuary

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Disrespectful center newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: purple jewess

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: purple jewess

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: purple jewess

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: purple jewess

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating charcoal pistol

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: milky federal stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed shrine

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Thirsty flesh area

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Appetizing sable kitchen

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: fragrant pozpig school

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Dead odious antidepressant drug library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: cerebral brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: histrionic public bath

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Khaki Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: overrated lime reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Twisted Parlour Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Naked ruby genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: nudist brilliant mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: poppy orchestra pit

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: purple jewess

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: milky federal stock car

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: milky federal stock car

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating charcoal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: floppy blood rage background story

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: painfully honest love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Sapphire Box Office

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Salmon Hell

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: milky federal stock car

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: orchid exciting dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: milky federal stock car

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Harsh multi-billionaire hunting ground

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: purple jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: spectacular garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Volcanic Crater

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: painfully honest love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: irradiated duck-like preventive strike milk

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: purple jewess

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Wonderful resort

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: purple jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: painfully honest love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: shimmering pervert round eye

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: purple jewess

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted windowlicker

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Glittery yellow psychic

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: purple jewess

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: purple jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Appetizing sable kitchen

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: vibrant disturbing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: purple jewess

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: know-it-all carmine clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Glittery yellow psychic

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: purple jewess

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Copper piazza brethren

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: vibrant disturbing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: anal cruise ship

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: vibrant disturbing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: purple jewess

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: painfully honest love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Harsh multi-billionaire hunting ground

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Khaki Set

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Harsh multi-billionaire hunting ground

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: lake gaming laptop

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: painfully honest love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: painfully honest love of her life

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: painfully honest love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: painfully honest love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Doobsian property halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Bonkers parlor

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Khaki Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Idiotic aqua address generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Diverse national security agency lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Diverse national security agency lay

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: sadistic space double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious old irish cottage

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: effete concupiscible mental disorder stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: gay useless french chef

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Abnormal Azn Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: unhinged spot partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: saffron trump supporter whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate sound barrier

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: effete concupiscible mental disorder stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: fighting idiot son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: effete concupiscible mental disorder stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Flatulent philosopher-king turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: shimmering pervert round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Comical nursing home

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Clear stage circlehead

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: haunting jade crotch dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: shimmering pervert round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: glassy titillating chad macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Fishy Black Woman Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Rigpig Striped Hyena

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling grizzly ticket booth elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: scarlet 180 church headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: nudist brilliant mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: mauve theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Pontificating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2most#49964828)