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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

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Where are the Somali gangs?
Bossy pisswyrm
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Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
histrionic church building faggotry
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
arousing hateful alpha temple
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how far is your car parked from your office
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wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
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11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
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this was me
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180^180
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"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
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The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
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180 180
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I lolled heartily, good sir.
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  10/12/12
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An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
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"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
Glittery hell
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
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  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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def credited lifestyle.
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MOAR
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Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
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BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
Bossy pisswyrm
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
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Still the best post ITT
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The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
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Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
Glittery hell
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First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
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  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
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oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
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  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
Glittery hell
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
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  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
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"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
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Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
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This. This on steroids.
Big Talking Stage
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Primrose lascivious kitchen
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
Glittery hell
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
Big Talking Stage
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
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  12/15/12
i sense anger.
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180
mewling poppy orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
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Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
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To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: exciting legend range

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Bossy pisswyrm

Where are the Somali gangs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: histrionic church building faggotry

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: arousing hateful alpha temple

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: arousing hateful alpha temple

how far is your car parked from your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21945976)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: nude redditor



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: Pearly hyperventilating kitty

(it is 1887)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Excitant Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#27700165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Insecure really tough guy

lmfao

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Slimy laughsome church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379847)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: sticky avocado gaming laptop

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Glittery hell

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: mewling poppy orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255664)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: clear judgmental station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#45131129)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Topaz toaster

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: supple old irish cottage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: house-broken ticket booth mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21386770)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: concupiscible sadistic kitty cat

this is actually insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: curious flesh tanning salon

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Primrose lascivious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: exciting legend range

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Insecure really tough guy

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Primrose lascivious kitchen

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379945)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:52 AM
Author: Passionate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#38173732)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: pea-brained bawdyhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#45130871)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Insecure really tough guy

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Glittery hell

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: razzle brunch

180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: godawful aromatic shrine elastic band

Holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: histrionic church building faggotry

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: comical clown native



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: contagious twisted wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21513799)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: thriller peach institution ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz indirect expression forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21770829)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: razzle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771106)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: histrionic church building faggotry

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: iridescent bespoke theater fanboi



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: slap-happy business firm gaping



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Gaped Den



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Author: Bright point



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: maroon buck-toothed piazza lettuce



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Author: galvanic shaky voyeur stain



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Author: Maniacal deer antler sound barrier



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Author: dashing striped hyena



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Maniacal deer antler sound barrier



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: arousing hateful alpha temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21379970)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: metal sepia double fault

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: arousing hateful alpha temple

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery hell

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Bossy pisswyrm

Shh you're being too realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property Coffee Pot

ok, this made me laff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Insecure really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Flatulent menage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Pontificating greedy degenerate heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: Insecure really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: razzle brunch

def credited lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing base haunted graveyard

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: exciting legend range

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Most of my boys are half your age. Old enough to make their own choices, of course--far be it from me to violate their body/property rights. Not that I don't violate their bodies," he giggles.

"Ok man whatever"

"Yes, whatever... Whatever I want YOU SHALL GIVE ME" he bellows, a thick froth of spittle forming on his mouth.

He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

"Oh my yes. PHYSICAL GOLD. They said I was a fool. They called me mad. MAD! But look who's laughing NOW!" he laughs diabolically

"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

"Just remember, you were better off at the time of our transaction! Muaahahahahahaha!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: comical clown native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: histrionic church building faggotry

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: slippery alcoholic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Bossy pisswyrm

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: Swollen pervert gas station

Seriously underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Swollen pervert gas station

Still the best post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Swollen pervert gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22336541)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: slap-happy business firm gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: exciting legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: vermilion potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: comical clown native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: Insecure really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: dark plaza genital piercing

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Glittery hell

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: razzle brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: Fluffy wonderful theatre immigrant

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Orange Site

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: razzle brunch

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: Big Talking Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Glittery hell

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: Fluffy wonderful theatre immigrant

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Glittery hell

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: Fluffy wonderful theatre immigrant

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: razzle brunch

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: stimulating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Big Talking Stage

This. This on steroids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Primrose lascivious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Glittery hell

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Big Talking Stage

I think he does. Do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: soggy reading party french chef

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: razzle brunch

i sense anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: soggy reading party french chef

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: mewling poppy orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: infuriating odious liquid oxygen mad cow disease

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Rambunctious frisky dopamine

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: soggy reading party french chef

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: mewling poppy orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: exciting legend range

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Passionate sneaky criminal

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Cerebral Buff Garrison

Extremely cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#45131133)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Startled hideous fat ankles idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#22686411)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: marvelous scarlet field generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#25010966)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Bright point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#25303338)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: out-of-control aphrodisiac rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#25303347)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Titillating Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#26449313)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Irradiated athletic conference hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#28261125)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: talented apoplectic blood rage

how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: infuriating odious liquid oxygen mad cow disease

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#29217831)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: Irradiated athletic conference hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#31629964)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed parlour jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#31801783)



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: Irradiated athletic conference hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#37744649)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: coral knife

this is joe bidens america so its funny now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#45130914)



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Date: August 26th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: Ocher floppy hall party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#46718757)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Maniacal deer antler sound barrier

This is so quaint now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#47086771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Harsh hairraiser corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2most#47086805)