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There’s a polymarket for whether Jesus returns this year

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Co...
Beady-eyed brunch codepig
  11/18/25
almost $2 million in volume this year
Beady-eyed brunch codepig
  11/18/25
can someone explain the thought process of a person who beli...
flickering church building half-breed
  11/18/25
people really believe this stuff man we’ve been try...
Beady-eyed brunch codepig
  11/18/25
Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians w...
bat-shit-crazy wagecucks
  11/18/25
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Umber kitty trailer park
  11/18/25
https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46
Beady-eyed brunch codepig
  02/04/26
What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically dri...
multi-colored milky locale
  02/04/26
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Beady-eyed brunch codepig
  02/04/26
“risk free” what if he returns though?
Beady-eyed brunch codepig
  02/04/26
I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eter...
multi-colored milky locale
  02/04/26
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multi-colored milky locale
  02/04/26
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fart nigger
  02/18/26
All time high https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/202396...
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  02/18/26


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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch codepig

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".

The resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible sources.

2025 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-in-2025?tid=1763503635796

2026 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-before-2027

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49441597)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch codepig

almost $2 million in volume this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49441598)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flickering church building half-breed

can someone explain the thought process of a person who believes in this enough to put real money on it BUT presumably expects to benefit from a correct wager? is it just jews hedging the market?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49441626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch codepig

people really believe this stuff man

we’ve been trying to tell you guys for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49441645)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wagecucks

Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians who kiss the wall and take AIPAC money) who follow the Darby and Scofield Bible stuff about God still owing stuff to the modern state of Israel believe there’s going to be some kind of predicable occurrence in which Jesus comes back and Jews run the world. It’s insane heresy but this is what is in control of the USA right now. It’s why Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham chimp out about Nick Fuentes. A lot of people don’t understand what’s even going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49441670)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Umber kitty trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49442607)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch codepig

https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49645982)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: multi-colored milky locale

What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically driven by real interest rates, so it’s logical for it to be a positive number and not zero. A No contract is like a risk free bond.

Put another way, as the Fed lowers interest rates, the probability of Jesus’ return will increase. If the feds raise interest rates, the probability that Jesus will return goes down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49646005)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49646012)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch codepig

“risk free”

what if he returns though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49646013)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: multi-colored milky locale

I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eternal soul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49646017)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: multi-colored milky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49646454)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49678383)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: "'''''"'''"""''''"

All time high

https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/2023965594307940582?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2most#49678360)