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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Crimson exciting travel guidebook
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
blue zombie-like skinny woman
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
blue zombie-like skinny woman
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Crimson exciting travel guidebook
  01/05/26
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Crimson exciting travel guidebook
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Crimson exciting travel guidebook
  01/06/26
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khaki aromatic cuckoldry
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Cobalt dilemma sneaky criminal
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
aggressive sound barrier macaca
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
House-broken Market
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Aquamarine wonderful location
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/06/26
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Cruel-hearted Marvelous Kitchen Toaster
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
House-broken Market
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Aquamarine wonderful location
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
misanthropic mauve azn
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Aquamarine wonderful location
  01/06/26
Lmao
Crimson exciting travel guidebook
  01/06/26
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apoplectic boiling water filthpig
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Charismatic Parlor Love Of Her Life
  01/06/26
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blue zombie-like skinny woman
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Crimson exciting travel guidebook

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: blue zombie-like skinny woman

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: blue zombie-like skinny woman

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Crimson exciting travel guidebook

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Crimson exciting travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Crimson exciting travel guidebook

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: khaki aromatic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Cobalt dilemma sneaky criminal

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: aggressive sound barrier macaca

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: House-broken Market

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine wonderful location

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Marvelous Kitchen Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: House-broken Market

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine wonderful location

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve azn

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine wonderful location

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Crimson exciting travel guidebook

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: apoplectic boiling water filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Parlor Love Of Her Life

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: blue zombie-like skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566761)