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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/18/25
710K
Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/18/25
yea
Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Federal Old Irish Cottage
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Titillating genital piercing shrine
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Federal Old Irish Cottage
  12/18/25
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motley orchestra pit tank
  12/18/25
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Clear gaping
  12/19/25
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nubile orchid travel guidebook
  12/19/25
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Milky Painfully Honest Property
  12/19/25
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Buck-toothed trailer park
  12/20/25
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Razzmatazz kitchen
  12/21/25
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Electric black woman
  12/21/25
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Unholy jet skinny woman stead
  12/21/25
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Tan location
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
stimulating insecure piazza filthpig
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
stimulating insecure piazza filthpig
  12/18/25
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Clear gaping
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
wonderful lodge turdskin
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Bossy trip center laser beams
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
wonderful lodge turdskin
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Godawful church building
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
wonderful lodge turdskin
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
aphrodisiac crackhouse
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
aphrodisiac crackhouse
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
aphrodisiac crackhouse
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
mustard multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
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Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
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Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage
  12/19/25
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exciting chapel rigpig
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Clear gaping
  12/19/25
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drab nighttime ratface trump supporter
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
aphrodisiac crackhouse
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Twinkling toaster
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
mind-boggling yapping meetinghouse foreskin
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Clear gaping
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
house-broken irradiated dilemma
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Clear gaping
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
glittery light parlour prole
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Red Temple French Chef
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
mustard multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Emerald Vibrant Locus
  12/18/25
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Bonkers Odious Field Striped Hyena
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
aphrodisiac crackhouse
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
slimy lascivious lay cuckoldry
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
slimy lascivious lay cuckoldry
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Multi-colored theater stage faggot firefighter
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
slimy lascivious lay cuckoldry
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Arousing Blathering Macaca
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Clear gaping
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Arousing Blathering Macaca
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Arousing Blathering Macaca
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Razzmatazz kitchen
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
ebony tanning salon
  12/22/25
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ebony tanning salon
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
ebony tanning salon
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Arousing Blathering Macaca
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
mustard multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Bonkers Odious Field Striped Hyena
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
mustard multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
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Milky Painfully Honest Property
  12/19/25
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Clear gaping
  12/19/25
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ebony tanning salon
  12/22/25
not enough.
Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage
  12/18/25
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Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen
  12/20/25
little under $6M
soul-stirring gaped principal's office dragon
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
aphrodisiac crackhouse
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Federal Old Irish Cottage
  12/18/25
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Hateful chartreuse halford athletic conference
  12/18/25
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glittery light parlour prole
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
soul-stirring gaped principal's office dragon
  12/19/25
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splenetic naked blood rage
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
stirring khaki bawdyhouse
  12/18/25
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motley orchestra pit tank
  12/18/25
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Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage
  12/18/25
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sable out-of-control haunted graveyard
  12/20/25
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Unholy jet skinny woman stead
  12/21/25
-$184K
wild mediation associate
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Comical misanthropic mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
zombie-like coffee pot
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
nubile orchid travel guidebook
  12/19/25
low-200s
Dashing abnormal deer antler regret
  12/18/25
0
chestnut rehab brethren
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Thriller station depressive
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
dull twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
big-titted nibblets garrison
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Magenta preventive strike stag film
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
big-titted nibblets garrison
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Tan location
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Magenta preventive strike stag film
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
thank you
Magenta preventive strike stag film
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
exhilarant greedy dog poop
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Fishy gunner
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Twisted 180 sanctuary organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Heady copper juggernaut abode
  12/19/25
what happened
nubile orchid travel guidebook
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Heady copper juggernaut abode
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Milky Painfully Honest Property
  12/19/25
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Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Salmon razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
drab nighttime ratface trump supporter
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Soggy masturbator
  12/20/25
~$900k
house-broken irradiated dilemma
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Racy voyeur
  12/19/25
Wow.
Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Racy voyeur
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Racy voyeur
  12/19/25
lol
bateful casino
  12/19/25
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Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
tripping locale pocket flask
  12/19/25
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Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Multi-colored theater stage faggot firefighter
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
disrespectful coiffed karate senate
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
fuchsia double fault
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
disrespectful coiffed karate senate
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
tripping locale pocket flask
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Tan location
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
sable out-of-control haunted graveyard
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Judgmental crotch
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
carnelian bearded base persian
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Judgmental crotch
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
big-titted nibblets garrison
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Judgmental crotch
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
ebony tanning salon
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Judgmental crotch
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
soul-stirring gaped principal's office dragon
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
carnelian bearded base persian
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen
  12/20/25
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Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/20/25
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Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Buck-toothed trailer park
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
dull twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
shivering provocative round eye
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
shivering provocative round eye
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
shivering provocative round eye
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
adventurous unhinged house ceo
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
nudist concupiscible selfie wagecucks
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
adventurous unhinged house ceo
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
adventurous unhinged house ceo
  12/21/25
...
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
disrespectful coiffed karate senate
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Twinkling toaster
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
bisexual factory reset button
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Hairraiser costumed spot
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
ruddy excitant hospital indirect expression
  12/21/25
...
Electric black woman
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Kink-friendly Massive Community Account
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
saffron generalized bond
  12/21/25
180 last note
Arousing Blathering Macaca
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
nudist concupiscible selfie wagecucks
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Smoky aromatic pistol market
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Bossy trip center laser beams
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
nudist concupiscible selfie wagecucks
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
indigo stage becky
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Bipolar ocher native philosopher-king
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Unholy jet skinny woman stead
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
disrespectful coiffed karate senate
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
indigo stage becky
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/23/25
cap gains
Multi-colored theater stage faggot firefighter
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen
  12/25/25
~$500k
bisexual factory reset button
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Federal Old Irish Cottage

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Titillating genital piercing shrine

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Federal Old Irish Cottage

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: motley orchestra pit tank



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Clear gaping



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: nubile orchid travel guidebook



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Milky Painfully Honest Property



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Buck-toothed trailer park



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz kitchen



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Electric black woman



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Unholy jet skinny woman stead



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Tan location



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: stimulating insecure piazza filthpig

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: stimulating insecure piazza filthpig

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Clear gaping



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful lodge turdskin

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Bossy trip center laser beams

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: wonderful lodge turdskin

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Godawful church building

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: wonderful lodge turdskin

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: mustard multi-billionaire

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: exciting chapel rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Clear gaping

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: drab nighttime ratface trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Twinkling toaster

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling yapping meetinghouse foreskin

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Clear gaping

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: house-broken irradiated dilemma

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Clear gaping

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: glittery light parlour prole

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Red Temple French Chef

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: mustard multi-billionaire

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Emerald Vibrant Locus

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Odious Field Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: slimy lascivious lay cuckoldry

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: slimy lascivious lay cuckoldry

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage faggot firefighter

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: slimy lascivious lay cuckoldry

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Arousing Blathering Macaca

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Clear gaping

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Arousing Blathering Macaca

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing Blathering Macaca

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz kitchen

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Arousing Blathering Macaca

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: mustard multi-billionaire

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bonkers Odious Field Striped Hyena

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mustard multi-billionaire

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Milky Painfully Honest Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Clear gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring gaped principal's office dragon

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Federal Old Irish Cottage

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Hateful chartreuse halford athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: glittery light parlour prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring gaped principal's office dragon

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: splenetic naked blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: stirring khaki bawdyhouse

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: motley orchestra pit tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: sable out-of-control haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Unholy jet skinny woman stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: wild mediation associate

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Comical misanthropic mad-dog skullcap

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: zombie-like coffee pot

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: nubile orchid travel guidebook

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Dashing abnormal deer antler regret

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: chestnut rehab brethren

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Thriller station depressive

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: dull twinkling uncleanness

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: big-titted nibblets garrison

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Magenta preventive strike stag film

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: big-titted nibblets garrison

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Tan location

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Magenta preventive strike stag film

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Magenta preventive strike stag film

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: exhilarant greedy dog poop

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Fishy gunner

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Twisted 180 sanctuary organic girlfriend

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Heady copper juggernaut abode

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: nubile orchid travel guidebook

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Heady copper juggernaut abode

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Milky Painfully Honest Property

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Salmon razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: drab nighttime ratface trump supporter

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Soggy masturbator

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: house-broken irradiated dilemma

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Racy voyeur

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Racy voyeur

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Racy voyeur

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: bateful casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Useless Brakes Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: tripping locale pocket flask

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Translucent Fragrant Pit Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage faggot firefighter

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed karate senate

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: fuchsia double fault

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed karate senate

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: tripping locale pocket flask

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Tan location

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: sable out-of-control haunted graveyard

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Judgmental crotch

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: carnelian bearded base persian

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Judgmental crotch

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: big-titted nibblets garrison

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Judgmental crotch

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: ebony tanning salon

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Judgmental crotch

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring gaped principal's office dragon

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: carnelian bearded base persian

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Buck-toothed trailer park

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: dull twinkling uncleanness

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: shivering provocative round eye

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: shivering provocative round eye

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: shivering provocative round eye

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: adventurous unhinged house ceo

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: nudist concupiscible selfie wagecucks

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: adventurous unhinged house ceo

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: adventurous unhinged house ceo

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed karate senate

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Twinkling toaster

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bisexual factory reset button

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser costumed spot

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ruddy excitant hospital indirect expression

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Electric black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Massive Community Account

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: saffron generalized bond

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Arousing Blathering Macaca

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: nudist concupiscible selfie wagecucks

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic pistol market

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Cowardly Rusted Feces Alpha

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Bossy trip center laser beams

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: nudist concupiscible selfie wagecucks

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: indigo stage becky

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Bipolar ocher native philosopher-king

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Unholy jet skinny woman stead

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed karate senate

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2most#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: indigo stage becky

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage faggot firefighter

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Shaky Talented Space Fat Ankles

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Sexy Sinister Liquid Oxygen

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: bisexual factory reset button

~$500k

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