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Date: June 25th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: TurboGrafx-67 The GOAT Candidates
Michael Jordan: ≈ 11.4 inches span / 9.75 inches length. Widely cited by coaches like Phil Jackson as a massive physical advantage that allowed him to palm and maneuver the basketball like a grapefruit.
LeBron James: ≈ 9.25 inches span / 9 inches length. Though technically smaller than Jordan's, his exceptional ball security and passing ability more than compensate for the slight difference.
Kobe Bryant: ≈ 9 inches length. Considered "small" for an elite shooting guard, but his flawless footwork and fundamentals made him an all-time great.
Wilt Chamberlain: ≈ 11.5 inches span / 9.5 inches length. Helped him dominate scoring and rebounding before the modern era. |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Post nut horror Imagine having one of those wrapped around your 5-inch erect pissclit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49962503) |
Date: June 25th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: me mum died in the holly (TT6) those are not the measurements we really want to know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49962472) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Richard Ames His ability to palm the ball allowed him to do some truly epic fakes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49962476) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 His hands are bigger than Wilt Chamberlain's
Somehow this was never discussed |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:43 PM Author: Risten Wilt was playing against plumbers and milkmen. He weighed about 135 lbs. Wouldn't be surprised if his dick was 5.99" and skinny as a beanpole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49962546) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface 135 pounds? What are you smoking. Dude was a true universal athletic genius and complete freak of nature (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49962560) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Wilt was a tremendously more gifted and flatly better than Michael. The only way to bring Jordan into the conversation is to push past the "player" aspect to instead refocus on the entirety of the team
Wilt would have absolutely demolished Jordan 1 on 1. And it's not even close. Not against Jordan or any other player to have ever played the game |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Judas Jones Wilt was an absolute freak athlete. It must have been crazy to see him roll up to a nude gym and lift more, with a bigger fuckstick, than IFNB pros of the 1960s and 70s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49962566) |
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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:15 PM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime Jordan gaped Hakeem, Ewing, Dikembe, and Shaq. Even if Shaq gaped him in 95 playoffs.
He would have destroyed wilt chamberlain. |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:06 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Those were team games against bigs that were nowhere near as fast, as strong, and as mobile--upwardly or laterally--as Wilt. 1 on 1, Jordan gets chumped. Easily. His era's rules, late Wilt era rules, and especially early era Wilt rules (no goaltending = ☠️💀☠️), and it's hardly even a game
Wilt wasn't just quick agile, or skilled "for a big," he was all of those things for a player of any size. He gets slept on in goat conversations because of the TEAM aspect. But in pure 1v1 capability, he's in a league of his own
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: smart ape Didn't he get his shit pushed in by Bill Russell which essentially demolished Wilt's legacy because one other brother figured him out so completely? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49965061) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:17 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface What? No...Russell's team's dominated the era. But even with the team dynamics around them, Wilt outperformed Russell, a man much taller and stronger than Jordan
The "legacy" aspect is all about the team game aspects (particularly rings and finals MVPs and shit like that). And Wilt deservedly gets BTFO on that aspect of things. But if you take it on the basis of who could beat who in a 1 on 1, he was pretty easily the greatest of all time. Dude could do anything except hit free throws. One year he decided he wanted to do assists and led the league. As a center |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: smart ape Wow it's amazing that we judged this guy on the game he actually played, 5 on 5, and not a game no one cares about or thinks is interesting (1 v 1) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49965371) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I thought I was pretty clear that my statements were specifically head-to-head. Odd that you responded multiple times about a subject you don't think about or find interesting instead of starting a discussion about what you actually think about or do find interesting. But hey, to each their own (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49965623) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Richard Ames I mean sure, if you go just by 1v1 capability, it's him or Shaq as best ever. But basketball goes beyond 1v1 ability. Not winning consistently is an issue. You can say "well the other teams were better," ok, how could this nigga not win multiple titles if he is GOAT and he had Jerry West (the actual Logo of the NBA) as a teammate?
At some point the results of his team fall on him as well. |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: smart ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49965374) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Agreed. And he was lazy and didn't even lean into his gifts very hard. He wasn't a great teammate, and basketball is a team game
People just forget how good HE was and way overestimate how good Michael and many others were. That was the purpose of my statement |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: smart ape It sounds like based on the totality of the evidence that he was properly rated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49965637) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,, Interesting
You always hear about his desire to win and grit and insane competitiveness
But might all be due to the fact that he has the hands of a 7'6'' man... |
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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:04 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49964998) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Petr Yan his dad gave him GH growing up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49963051) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: setstein Basketball is a ridiculous sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49965245) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:04 AM Author: peeface watching these Sophie Cunningham Pointing meme videos that are everywhere - i was struck by how strangely long her hands and arms are. each arm seems almost the length of her body.
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Date: June 27th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: ,.,,,. (I have hot slav gf) Does it mean he can finger fuck better than most men with a penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2most#49965330) |