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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Sexy incel
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Indecent giraffe
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Indecent giraffe
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Sexy incel
  01/05/26
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Sexy incel
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Sexy incel
  01/06/26
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Contagious swollen liquid oxygen
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
insecure ceo school cafeteria
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Glittery persian
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
alcoholic histrionic boltzmann
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Nubile Beady-eyed Turdskin
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/06/26
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Comical international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
alcoholic histrionic boltzmann
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Nubile Beady-eyed Turdskin
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Irradiated dingle berry
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Nubile Beady-eyed Turdskin
  01/06/26
Lmao
Sexy incel
  01/06/26
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House-broken market
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
vibrant ebony site philosopher-king
  01/06/26
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Indecent giraffe
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Sexy incel

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Indecent giraffe

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Indecent giraffe

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Sexy incel

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Sexy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Sexy incel

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Contagious swollen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: insecure ceo school cafeteria

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Glittery persian

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: alcoholic histrionic boltzmann

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Nubile Beady-eyed Turdskin

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Comical international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: alcoholic histrionic boltzmann

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Nubile Beady-eyed Turdskin

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Nubile Beady-eyed Turdskin

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Sexy incel

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: House-broken market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: vibrant ebony site philosopher-king

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Indecent giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566761)