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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
wow great point man
peach rebellious incel
  11/17/13
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Doobsian spectacular area puppy
  02/09/14
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Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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  03/25/26
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  03/26/26
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Twinkling field halford
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Glittery chapel
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Exciting shitlib personal credit line
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
light maniacal tanning salon affirmative action
  11/18/13
tp
well-lubricated avocado turdskin windowlicker
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Floppy space mental disorder
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
blue state
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Twinkling field halford
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
blue state
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
blue state
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Transparent temple
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
blue state
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
useless hilarious potus
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Dun Abode
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Laughsome khaki reading party jewess
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Abusive shimmering school cafeteria
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Spruce nighttime shrine pozpig
  04/07/16
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drab medicated travel guidebook ceo
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Swashbuckling Violet Public Bath
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
razzmatazz hyperventilating spot
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Burgundy Therapy Step-uncle's House
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
chocolate curious locus
  11/17/13
?
Submissive Hell
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Big kitchen
  11/18/13
Well?
Obsidian arrogant useless brakes hall
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
white bat shit crazy dingle berry
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
irradiated set
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Twinkling field halford
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Godawful passionate cumskin
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Metal range pisswyrm
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
irradiated set
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
irradiated set
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Metal range pisswyrm
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
blue state
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
irradiated set
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
blue state
  11/17/13
You're done here
fiercely-loyal corner
  11/19/13
(idiot)
blue state
  11/17/13
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indigo piazza ladyboy
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
overrated school
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
indigo piazza ladyboy
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Dun Abode
  11/17/13
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blue state
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
indigo piazza ladyboy
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
violent really tough guy
  11/17/13
only?
overrated school
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
blue state
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
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blue state
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razzle-dazzle box office
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Umber concupiscible mother
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Metal range pisswyrm
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Disturbing Death Wish
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
indigo piazza ladyboy
  11/17/13
lol
Disturbing Death Wish
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Umber concupiscible mother
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
overrated school
  11/17/13
lmao.
light maniacal tanning salon affirmative action
  11/18/13
cq
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well-lubricated avocado turdskin windowlicker
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
light maniacal tanning salon affirmative action
  11/18/13
Underrated
Razzle menage
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
saffron ratface
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Crawly stage toilet seat
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
green home
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
blue state
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
blue state
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Umber concupiscible mother
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
blue state
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Tantric fear-inspiring orchestra pit brethren
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
indigo piazza ladyboy
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
blue state
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Awkward institution stock car
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
blue state
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
blue state
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
blue state
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
blue state
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Awkward institution stock car
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
blue state
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Awkward institution stock car
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Awkward institution stock car
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
  11/17/13
LOL
blue state
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Exhilarant flirting patrolman
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Godawful passionate cumskin
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
cheese-eating brilliant blood rage
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Pink associate center
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
ocher lascivious national security agency church building
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
  11/17/13
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Razzle menage
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
overrated school
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Charismatic persian
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
low-t ape half-breed
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Mahogany mexican clown
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
cerise nofapping principal's office feces
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie
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Drunken circlehead
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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Violent Big-titted Pit
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
french forum
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
french forum
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
unhinged messiness
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Silver narrow-minded office multi-billionaire
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
unhinged messiness
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Multi-colored skinny woman private investor
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Multi-colored skinny woman private investor
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
unhinged messiness
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flatulent cruise ship telephone
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Dead old irish cottage dysfunction
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
unhinged messiness
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
electric gold organic girlfriend regret
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Big kitchen
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
nubile internal respiration nursing home
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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razzle-dazzle box office
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Autistic olive depressive
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Yapping Macaca
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  11/19/13
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Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
low-t ape half-breed
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self-absorbed police squad
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learning disabled theater
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Bossy Cracking Stead Pervert
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
low-t ape half-breed
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
flushed hateful church
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Vivacious striped hyena
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
galvanic sadistic antidepressant drug
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Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Crawly stage toilet seat
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Clear talking generalized bond
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Thriller bawdyhouse
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Uh they do
Talented yarmulke
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Honey-headed contagious azn kitty
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: peach rebellious incel

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Doobsian spectacular area puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Twinkling field halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Glittery chapel

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting shitlib personal credit line

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: light maniacal tanning salon affirmative action

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated avocado turdskin windowlicker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Floppy space mental disorder

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: blue state

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Twinkling field halford

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: blue state

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: blue state

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Transparent temple

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: blue state

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: useless hilarious potus

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Dun Abode

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Laughsome khaki reading party jewess

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Abusive shimmering school cafeteria

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Spruce nighttime shrine pozpig

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: drab medicated travel guidebook ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Violet Public Bath

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz hyperventilating spot

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Therapy Step-uncle's House

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: chocolate curious locus

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Submissive Hell

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Big kitchen

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Obsidian arrogant useless brakes hall

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: white bat shit crazy dingle berry

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: irradiated set

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Twinkling field halford

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Godawful passionate cumskin

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Metal range pisswyrm

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: irradiated set

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: irradiated set

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Metal range pisswyrm

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: blue state

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: irradiated set

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: blue state

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal corner

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: blue state

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: indigo piazza ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: overrated school

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: indigo piazza ladyboy

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Dun Abode

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: blue state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: indigo piazza ladyboy

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: violent really tough guy

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: overrated school

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: blue state

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: blue state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Umber concupiscible mother

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Metal range pisswyrm

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Disturbing Death Wish

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: indigo piazza ladyboy

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Disturbing Death Wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Umber concupiscible mother

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: overrated school

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: light maniacal tanning salon affirmative action

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: stirring candlestick maker property

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated avocado turdskin windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: light maniacal tanning salon affirmative action

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Razzle menage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: saffron ratface

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Crawly stage toilet seat

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: green home

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: blue state

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: blue state

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Umber concupiscible mother

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: blue state

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Tantric fear-inspiring orchestra pit brethren

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: indigo piazza ladyboy

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: blue state

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Awkward institution stock car

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: blue state

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: blue state

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: blue state

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: blue state

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Awkward institution stock car

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: blue state

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Awkward institution stock car

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Awkward institution stock car

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: blue state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant flirting patrolman

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Godawful passionate cumskin

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating brilliant blood rage

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Pink associate center

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: ocher lascivious national security agency church building

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle menage

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: overrated school

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Charismatic persian

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: low-t ape half-breed

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Mahogany mexican clown

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: cerise nofapping principal's office feces

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed factory reset button selfie

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Drunken circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: electric gold organic girlfriend regret

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Sapphire racy karate fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Drunken circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Violent Big-titted Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: french forum

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: french forum

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: unhinged messiness

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Silver narrow-minded office multi-billionaire

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: unhinged messiness

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored skinny woman private investor

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored skinny woman private investor

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: unhinged messiness

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Dead old irish cottage dysfunction

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: unhinged messiness

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: electric gold organic girlfriend regret

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Big kitchen

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: nubile internal respiration nursing home

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Vigorous ungodly legend hominid

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Coral Hunting Ground Jap

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Autistic olive depressive

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Yapping Macaca

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: low-t ape half-breed

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: self-absorbed police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: learning disabled theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Bossy Cracking Stead Pervert

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: low-t ape half-breed

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: flushed hateful church

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Vivacious striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: galvanic sadistic antidepressant drug

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Crawly stage toilet seat

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Clear talking generalized bond

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Talented yarmulke

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Crawly stage toilet seat

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: magical house-broken indian lodge

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: bistre provocative headpube site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Spruce nighttime shrine pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: bateful lilac national

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: fragrant water buffalo

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: ivory whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Spruce nighttime shrine pozpig

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: hot market french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: iridescent odious deer antler dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Citrine idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Rose international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Violet Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: well-lubricated avocado turdskin windowlicker

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Claret Becky Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Fluffy soul-stirring new version



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed contagious azn kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated avocado turdskin windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397898)