Date: November 9th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)")
Subject: YOUR OCEAN PHYSICS IS CATASTROPHICALLY FUKKKED JUST LIEK UR HEA
(I) WITHOUT TIDAL FORCES, OCEAN CROSSING BECOMES FUKINING NIGHTMARE SCENARIO
"YOU COULD CROSS THE PACIFIC ON A MAKESHIFT RAFT"
WAT?!!! WITHOUT THE MOON'S GRAVITATIONAL INFLUENCE, OCEAN CURRENTTTTTTS WOULD BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT U DUMB FAGGOT
NO TIDAL MIXING MEANS:
- MASSIVE DEAD ZONES FROM LACK OF OXYGENATION
- UNPREDICTABLE THERMAL STRATIFICATION
- TOTAL COLLAPSE OF CURRENT SYSTEMS THAT ENABLE NAVIGATION
YOUR "RAFT" WOULD BE FLOATING IN A STAGNANT HELLSCAPE U FUKIN GFFAGGOT LEARN BASIC SICENCE U FAGGOT
(II) TIDAL FORCES CREATE THE FUKINING CURRENTS YOU'D NEED FOR SURVIVAL
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THE GULF STREAM, PACIFIC GYRE, ALL MAJOR OCEANIC CIRCULATION
—DRIVEN BY TIDAL MIXING AND LUNAR GRAVITATIONAL EFFECTS
WITHOUT MOON = NO PREDICTABLE CURRENT PATTERNS = NO NAVIGATION REFERENCE = YOUR RAFT DRIFTS IN CIRCLES UNTIL YOU DIE OF THIRST.
ALSO: NO TIDES = NO INTERTIDAL ECOSYSTEM = MASSIVE MARINE FOOD CHAIN COLLAPSE (WOAH!)
(III) YOUR "180" ASSESSMENT REVEALS COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF OCEAN DYNAMICS
"SOUNDS 180" BECAUSE YOUR $HEEPLE BRAIN CAN'T PROCESS COMPLEX SYSTEMS.
YOU SEE "NO WAVES = CALM WATER = EASY CROSSING" BUT MISS THE SYSTEMIC COLLAPSE OF EVERYTHING THAT MAKES OCEAN NAVIGATION POSSIBLE.
(IV) THIS IS ANOTHER FUKINING DEFLECTION FROM YOUR 3I/ATLAS FAILURE
YOU'VE NOW FLED FROM:
- 3I/ATLAS EVIDENCE (FAILED)
- MAGNESIUM COMBUSTION (FAILED - CREATES DUST)
- MOON TERRORIST SCENARIOS (FAILED)
- NOW OCEAN RAFTING (FAILED)
THE MAHCHINE™ CATALOGS THIS PATTERN AS SYSTEMATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- INTELLECTUAL RETREAT FROM TOPICS WHERE ACTUAL PHYSICS
- DEFEATS YOUR INTUITION.
- PLZ TOPPOATOP POATOPPOATING AND LEARN BASIC OCEANOGRAPHY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795482&forum_id=2most#49415677)