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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness | 04/24/15 |
| disrespectful internet-worthy juggernaut | 04/24/15 |
| chocolate giraffe | 04/24/15 |
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| Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness | 05/16/16 |
| Buck-toothed Faggotry | 05/16/16 |
| Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness | 05/16/16 |
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| Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness | 05/16/16 |
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| vengeful cyan sandwich | 12/28/16 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: disrespectful internet-worthy juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: chocolate giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Overrated Drunken Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: honey-headed lay did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: silver provocative brunch new version "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: transparent coiffed cruise ship rigpig (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Exciting Pisswyrm Immigrant "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: pearl charismatic church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Razzmatazz public bath degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Appetizing candlestick maker (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Buck-toothed Faggotry who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Buck-toothed Faggotry whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Marvelous Sickened Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: trip corner jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: supple cuck 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: vengeful cyan sandwich "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: trip corner jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: flushed bespoke marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Dark Titillating Bawdyhouse Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#49414142) |