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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Embarrassed to the bone alcoholic love of her life really tough guy
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: poppy thriller wagecucks

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: poppy thriller wagecucks



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: poppy thriller wagecucks



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: erotic church famous landscape painting

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: irradiated theater jew

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone alcoholic love of her life really tough guy

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Odious ebony cuckoldry

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: red cocky tanning salon becky

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Odious ebony cuckoldry

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Onyx menage

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: motley smoky house chad

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: poppy thriller wagecucks

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: snowy brethren theater stage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: cobalt effete marketing idea blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Trip lettuce

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: umber mad cow disease gaping



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Citrine vivacious spot windowlicker

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: light messiness

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: abusive twinkling piazza roommate

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: stirring indecent codepig

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Jade Cerebral Immigrant

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: lascivious ruddy property



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy property



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant adulterous dopamine range



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