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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
titillating background story
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
chestnut heady hall party of the first part
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
chestnut heady hall party of the first part
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
titillating background story
  01/05/26
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titillating background story
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
titillating background story
  01/06/26
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ocher property coldplay fan
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
cheese-eating indigo main people
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
razzle flesh friendly grandma
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Stimulating lake pozpig
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
charismatic stain goyim
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/06/26
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Vigorous Crackhouse
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Stimulating lake pozpig
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
charismatic stain goyim
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Nubile contagious mediation
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
charismatic stain goyim
  01/06/26
Lmao
titillating background story
  01/06/26
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Walnut Water Buffalo Theater Stage
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
citrine personal credit line cruise ship
  01/06/26
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chestnut heady hall party of the first part
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: titillating background story

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: chestnut heady hall party of the first part

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: chestnut heady hall party of the first part

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: titillating background story

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: titillating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: titillating background story

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: ocher property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating indigo main people

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: razzle flesh friendly grandma

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Stimulating lake pozpig

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: charismatic stain goyim

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Vigorous Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Stimulating lake pozpig

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: charismatic stain goyim

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Nubile contagious mediation

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: charismatic stain goyim

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: titillating background story

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Walnut Water Buffalo Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: citrine personal credit line cruise ship

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: chestnut heady hall party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2most#49566761)