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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a chee...
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“I’d tear up her ACL!”
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whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?
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A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR l...
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WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"
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By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This ...
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.

Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49868094)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone dysfunction puppy

“I’d tear up her ACL!”

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: 180 Carnelian Area Rigpig



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Bonkers locus idea he suggested



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: ultramarine yapping affirmative action hominid

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Dull passionate reading party



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: 180 Carnelian Area Rigpig

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: 180 Carnelian Area Rigpig

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Bonkers locus idea he suggested



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy spruce location weed whacker



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling point

adult gig?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:00 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Blue Deep Electric Furnace

whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: ebony vibrant church

is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: Blue Deep Electric Furnace

lol cq

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker

A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49868862)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: diverse stead

WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49868867)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: slate stag film corn cake

I'll bite...

You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.

HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49868968)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: emerald at-the-ready office

By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49869046)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: Self-centered onyx toilet seat

Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49869086)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Galvanic glassy stage death wish

It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well

Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49869130)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker

The law is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49869669)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: Blue Deep Electric Furnace

one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49869112)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: chartreuse dragon

"oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49869645)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Blue Deep Electric Furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: stirring silver potus station

We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49869885)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Smoky gunner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: irradiated flesh dopamine



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: carmine excitant property

we adult woman fetishists are a persecuted sexual minority. emphasize that angle

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bonkers locus idea he suggested

gross, dude. have some self-respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2most#49870072)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: violet abnormal halford



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: dashing brilliant native

This is going viral

https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/2052100439588364378

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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Bonkers locus idea he suggested



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: chartreuse dragon



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Exciting party of the first part



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale Candlestick Maker

180

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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: diverse stead



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: nighttime voyeur digit ratio



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