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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
jet area
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Cheese-eating fanboi spot
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
jet area
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Cheese-eating fanboi spot
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
electric orchestra pit
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
electric orchestra pit
  09/10/24
Same
Peach Bull Headed Market Haunted Graveyard
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
electric orchestra pit
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
jet area
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
electric orchestra pit
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
jet area
  09/10/24
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Cheese-eating fanboi spot
  09/10/24
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Fear-inspiring station background story
  09/10/24
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marvelous public bath gunner
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Cheese-eating fanboi spot
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
shimmering boyish lettuce foreskin
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Curious Learning Disabled Therapy Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/10/24
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jet area
  09/10/24
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fighting misunderstood bawdyhouse
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
electric orchestra pit
  09/10/24
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amethyst puppy
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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Federal laser beams resort
  10/07/24
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Federal laser beams resort
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Vengeful Genital Piercing Goal In Life
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
jet area
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Razzle-dazzle Liquid Oxygen Parlor
  11/26/24
1800000
walnut pisswyrm
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: jet area

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Cheese-eating fanboi spot

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: jet area

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cheese-eating fanboi spot

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: electric orchestra pit

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: electric orchestra pit

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Peach Bull Headed Market Haunted Graveyard

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: electric orchestra pit

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: jet area

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: electric orchestra pit

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: jet area

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cheese-eating fanboi spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: marvelous public bath gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Cheese-eating fanboi spot

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: shimmering boyish lettuce foreskin

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Curious Learning Disabled Therapy Mad-dog Skullcap

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: jet area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: fighting misunderstood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: electric orchestra pit

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: amethyst puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Federal laser beams resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Federal laser beams resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Vengeful Genital Piercing Goal In Life

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: jet area

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Liquid Oxygen Parlor

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: walnut pisswyrm

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#49736580)