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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
painfully honest laughsome trailer park
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
irradiated flesh range degenerate
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
painfully honest laughsome trailer park
  11/29/25
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  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Salmon glittery nibblets
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
painfully honest laughsome trailer park
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Salmon glittery nibblets
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Magical pocket flask
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
lascivious pisswyrm stage
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Razzmatazz Azure Jew Laser Beams
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
painfully honest laughsome trailer park
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Sable Blathering Den Affirmative Action
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
ungodly scarlet boltzmann
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Sable Blathering Den Affirmative Action
  11/29/25
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Salmon glittery nibblets
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
fear-inspiring rusted forum police squad
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
irradiated flesh range degenerate
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Talented Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
irradiated flesh range degenerate
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
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  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
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  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: painfully honest laughsome trailer park

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Frisky sanctuary

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: purple indian lodge personal credit line



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Frisky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: electric electric furnace



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Frisky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: irradiated flesh range degenerate

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: painfully honest laughsome trailer park

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: purple indian lodge personal credit line



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Salmon glittery nibblets

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: painfully honest laughsome trailer park

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Salmon glittery nibblets

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Magical pocket flask

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: lascivious pisswyrm stage

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Azure Jew Laser Beams

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: painfully honest laughsome trailer park

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sable Blathering Den Affirmative Action

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ungodly scarlet boltzmann

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Sable Blathering Den Affirmative Action

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Salmon glittery nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring rusted forum police squad

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: irradiated flesh range degenerate

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Talented Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: irradiated flesh range degenerate

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: hairraiser area sneaky criminal

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2most#49490766)