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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Haunting fighting fat ankles
  07/17/22
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plum bateful lodge pozpig
  07/17/22
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Diverse affirmative action address
  07/17/22
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Exciting Idiot Trailer Park
  07/18/22
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Haunting fighting fat ankles
  09/29/22
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Haunting fighting fat ankles
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Sooty concupiscible temple
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Sooty concupiscible temple
  01/07/23
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Exciting Idiot Trailer Park
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Wonderful chrome tanning salon
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Wonderful chrome tanning salon
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Spectacular brunch mental disorder
  03/18/23
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Haunting fighting fat ankles
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Wonderful chrome tanning salon
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
stimulating turdskin
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Copper frozen menage main people
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
comical awkward locale
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/23/24
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chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
anal parlor dragon
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Honey-headed bearded mediation
  09/28/24
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Haunting fighting fat ankles
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Haunting fighting fat ankles

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: plum bateful lodge pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Diverse affirmative action address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Exciting Idiot Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Haunting fighting fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Haunting fighting fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Sooty concupiscible temple

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Sooty concupiscible temple

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Exciting Idiot Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Wonderful chrome tanning salon

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Wonderful chrome tanning salon

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Spectacular brunch mental disorder

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Haunting fighting fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Wonderful chrome tanning salon

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: stimulating turdskin

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Copper frozen menage main people

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: comical awkward locale

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: anal parlor dragon

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed bearded mediation

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Haunting fighting fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: chest-beating violent gaming laptop becky

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#49932244)