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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant ...
adulterous dead travel guidebook
  05/13/26
Sounds like a federal crime imo
Swashbuckling insanely creepy whorehouse faggot firefighter
  05/13/26
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fuchsia low-t church building
  05/13/26
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Nudist disturbing clown
  05/13/26
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boyish weed whacker sound barrier
  05/13/26
SPACEPORN CAN FLY
Irradiated self-absorbed legal warrant
  05/13/26
And become invisible at will.
Fear-inspiring nibblets
  05/13/26
INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDO...
Irradiated self-absorbed legal warrant
  05/14/26
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
Hyperactive foreskin stage
  05/13/26
just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally fi...
magical resort
  05/13/26
wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just...
Multi-colored Plaza
  05/13/26
Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/...
Nudist disturbing clown
  05/13/26
it's the Korean version of a "learing center"
Multi-colored Plaza
  05/13/26
He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than ...
fuchsia low-t church building
  05/13/26
how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of...
magical resort
  05/13/26
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Pontificating rehab really tough guy
  05/13/26
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fuchsia low-t church building
  05/13/26
I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused th...
tripping aromatic public bath
  05/13/26
great time for lawtism
fuchsia low-t church building
  05/13/26
Big if true
Big silver toaster
  05/13/26
i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the bo...
Floppy business firm
  05/13/26
That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread woul...
Big silver toaster
  05/13/26
eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structure...
fuchsia low-t church building
  05/13/26
traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup bet...
tripping aromatic public bath
  05/13/26
I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if s...
Big silver toaster
  05/13/26
I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million po...
fuchsia low-t church building
  05/13/26
Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess t...
Big silver toaster
  05/13/26
can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the ...
Charismatic state
  05/13/26
cq i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and...
adulterous dead travel guidebook
  05/13/26
Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save a...
Big silver toaster
  05/13/26
Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data...
Big silver toaster
  05/13/26
The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU You...
bronze hideous fanboi
  05/13/26
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fuchsia low-t church building
  05/13/26
many dick in asshole gay men are saying this
Charismatic state
  05/14/26
i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the l...
Floppy business firm
  05/14/26
Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh And all your financial pro...
sick slate idea he suggested
  05/13/26
is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?
Multi-colored Plaza
  05/13/26
hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" an...
adulterous dead travel guidebook
  05/13/26
Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In ...
Fear-inspiring nibblets
  05/13/26
...
swollen appetizing house pocket flask
  05/13/26
hes such a badass
Crimson motley gaming laptop
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: adulterous dead travel guidebook

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant

he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with

not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883445)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling insanely creepy whorehouse faggot firefighter

Sounds like a federal crime imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883458)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: fuchsia low-t church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883619)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Nudist disturbing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883641)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883976)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed legal warrant

SPACEPORN CAN FLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883459)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring nibblets

And become invisible at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883937)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed legal warrant

INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49885138)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Hyperactive foreskin stage

SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883468)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: magical resort

just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883477)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Plaza

wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883479)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Nudist disturbing clown

Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883644)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Plaza

it's the Korean version of a "learing center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883673)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: fuchsia low-t church building

He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883645)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: magical resort

how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883739)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Pontificating rehab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883777)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: fuchsia low-t church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883908)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: tripping aromatic public bath

I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883742)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: fuchsia low-t church building

great time for lawtism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883917)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Big silver toaster

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883902)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Floppy business firm

i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883914)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Big silver toaster

That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883918)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: fuchsia low-t church building

eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883920)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: tripping aromatic public bath

traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883924)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Big silver toaster

I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883925)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: fuchsia low-t church building

I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883950)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Big silver toaster

Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883954)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Charismatic state

can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884010)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: adulterous dead travel guidebook

cq

i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board

who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884015)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Big silver toaster

Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884024)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Big silver toaster

Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884018)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: bronze hideous fanboi

The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU

You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884028)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: fuchsia low-t church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884395)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Charismatic state

many dick in asshole gay men are saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49885077)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Floppy business firm

i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884909)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: sick slate idea he suggested

Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh

And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.

Does that help, Navdeep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883932)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored Plaza

is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883945)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: adulterous dead travel guidebook

hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?

how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49883951)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring nibblets

Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884272)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: swollen appetizing house pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49884312)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Crimson motley gaming laptop

hes such a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2most#49885132)