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The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old m...	internet-worthy messiness hall	05/04/26
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: internet-worthy messiness hall If your wife was a fat battle axe lib, it would be worth it to pay like $3000 for some thin tradwife looking college zoomer to pretend to be your wife at work functions no strings attached (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49420834)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49421550)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: cruel-hearted set mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49421593)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: lemon infuriating quadroon sounds cr at first blush but odds are she'd fall in love and you'd have to break her heart. awkward for everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49421605)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: sick smoky university jew cr breaking your wife's heart would not be fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49421608)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: internet-worthy messiness hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49421610)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: Ocher genital piercing garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864686)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864732)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: Jet Metal Hell when i introduce my wife at work events i can see the gears grinding in people's heads ("but he's such a weird ugly loser...") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49421612)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: cowardly frum masturbator The fun party guy partner on the recruiting committee at my first firm had a great line that he seemed to use once per class at the first function where spouses were invited, effectively bestowing the title of “hottest gf/wife of the class” when he did it (and used with me and my wife) which went something to the effect of “we were all confused by why he seemed so cocky but now it makes sense.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864650)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Lascivious water buffalo orchestra pit Yeah I think if someone is a weird ugly loser they might be better off socially just not having a wife at all otherwise everyone will secretly resent you and think you deserve not to have a wife. Could actually count against you. This is why phenotype is so Salient, because there really is no escape hatch. Say you are an ugly weird dork and you decide to get a fat wife, then everyone respects you less than if you had no wife at all, because you are with a fat woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864722)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: translucent beady-eyed clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864996)

Date: May 4th, 2026 7:15 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49865070)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: Soul-stirring soggy area jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49865738)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864733)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: internet-worthy messiness hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864939)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864991)

Date: May 5th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: crawly school cafeteria wrinkle I brought a tinder sloot to a lawfirm event when I was a midling biglol associate. she dressed slutty and the desired effect was achieved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49866537)

Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: Razzmatazz Headpube Athletic Conference but where would i get a job haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864439)

Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864440)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: sooty forum doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864604)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864653)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: floppy nubile church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49865708)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49865747)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Lascivious water buffalo orchestra pit wouldn't work to pay someone. the reason the guys get promoted faster is because the same traits that attract a pretty wife also make people like you and make you get promoted faster. Phenotype is Salient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864610)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: boyish drunken ladyboy I was considering making this point but was like, "that's gotta be the joke, there's no way they're that stupid." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864658)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: lemon infuriating quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864676)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: Appetizing native gunner No it’s because the CEO’s kid started fucking your wife and now the ceo feels like he has to promote you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864685)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: Lascivious water buffalo orchestra pit Interesting wildcard option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864728)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864731)

Date: May 5th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: crawly school cafeteria wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49866668)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Peach Nibblets Wow maybe I need to get a wife and try this. Makes you think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864941)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864993)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: internet-worthy messiness hall The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old mormon au pair to work events until they promoted him. Weird little chinese guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49864942)

Date: May 5th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: lemon infuriating quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49866416)

Date: May 4th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Avocado Rigpig it didnt work for Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49865123)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: spruce mind-boggling fat ankles haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49865748)

Date: May 5th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: transparent vivacious kitty immigrant remember in the 2000s when people would vie for "promotions" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2most#49866550)