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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
crusty deep pit
  09/15/13
explain.
sapphire slap-happy skinny woman university
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
crusty deep pit
  09/15/13
this is not bad
opaque dead sneaky criminal
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Pale haunting crackhouse
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Light Exhilarant Clown
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
racy gunner kitty cat
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Twinkling indian lodge
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
opaque dead sneaky criminal
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Seedy space
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
thriller dull house water buffalo
  09/15/13
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bossy brethren roast beef
  09/15/13
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sapphire slap-happy skinny woman university
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
opaque dead sneaky criminal
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
crusty deep pit
  09/15/13
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lilac chest-beating love of her life old irish cottage
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
talking chapel
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
milky magical antidepressant drug
  09/15/13
its ok.
crusty deep pit
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
rough-skinned soul-stirring circlehead gas station
  09/25/15
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crusty deep pit
  12/03/15
180
Fantasy-prone stag film
  12/03/15
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crusty deep pit
  01/22/16
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Vigorous low-t prole
  01/22/16
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lilac chest-beating love of her life old irish cottage
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
crusty deep pit
  06/22/16
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Fantasy-prone stag film
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
crusty deep pit
  06/21/17
do you pay?
180 stage
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
crusty deep pit
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
180 stage
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
crusty deep pit
  06/21/17
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crusty deep pit
  03/16/18
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crusty deep pit
  05/16/18
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crusty deep pit
  07/03/19
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at-the-ready dilemma international law enforcement agency
  07/03/19
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crusty deep pit
  07/30/19
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crusty deep pit
  02/11/23
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Puce parlour
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
sable stimulating hairy legs
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
ivory insecure home sandwich
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Trip painfully honest preventive strike
  02/11/23
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fishy school karate
  10/25/23
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crusty deep pit
  03/10/24
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  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: sapphire slap-happy skinny woman university

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: opaque dead sneaky criminal

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Pale haunting crackhouse

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Light Exhilarant Clown

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: racy gunner kitty cat

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Twinkling indian lodge

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: opaque dead sneaky criminal

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Seedy space

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: thriller dull house water buffalo

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: bossy brethren roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: sapphire slap-happy skinny woman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: opaque dead sneaky criminal

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: lilac chest-beating love of her life old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: talking chapel

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: milky magical antidepressant drug

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned soul-stirring circlehead gas station

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Vigorous low-t prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: lilac chest-beating love of her life old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: 180 stage

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: 180 stage

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Puce parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: sable stimulating hairy legs

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: ivory insecure home sandwich

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Trip painfully honest preventive strike

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: fishy school karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: crusty deep pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2most#48867830)