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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
fear-inspiring medicated business firm wagecucks
  03/02/26
He poasts
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/02/26
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excitant mexican national security agency
  03/02/26
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seedy jade coffee pot gas station
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
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excitant mexican national security agency
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Glittery state new version
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
coiffed arousing marketing idea hall
  03/09/26
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seedy jade coffee pot gas station
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Motley associate theater stage
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Razzle-dazzle Startling Parlor
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Razzle-dazzle Startling Parlor
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
seedy jade coffee pot gas station
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Razzle-dazzle Startling Parlor
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
Passionate talking hunting ground keepsake machete
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
Racy disturbing brethren
  03/02/26
grindr?
gaped stain indirect expression
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
Sepia lodge
  03/03/26
...
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
Stirring Violent Church
  03/09/26
...
Harsh heaven juggernaut
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
ocher property athletic conference
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
wtf
Carmine Water Buffalo
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
Thriller Address Elastic Band
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
Massive naked kitchen international law enforcement agency
  03/09/26
...
seedy jade coffee pot gas station
  03/09/26
...
gaped stain indirect expression
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
seedy jade coffee pot gas station
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Roblox
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
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  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring medicated business firm wagecucks

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: excitant mexican national security agency



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: seedy jade coffee pot gas station



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: excitant mexican national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Glittery state new version

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: coiffed arousing marketing idea hall

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: seedy jade coffee pot gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Motley associate theater stage

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Startling Parlor

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Startling Parlor

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: seedy jade coffee pot gas station

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Startling Parlor

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Passionate talking hunting ground keepsake machete

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Racy disturbing brethren

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: gaped stain indirect expression

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Sepia lodge

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Stirring Violent Church

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Harsh heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: ocher property athletic conference

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Shimmering Diverse Multi-billionaire

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Thriller Address Elastic Band

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Massive naked kitchen international law enforcement agency

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: seedy jade coffee pot gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: gaped stain indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: seedy jade coffee pot gas station

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2most#49747130)