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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
swashbuckling magical corner gunner
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Floppy Bonkers Theater Stage
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
swashbuckling magical corner gunner
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
doobsian lascivious site
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Sapphire Degenerate
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Wonderful Crusty Hissy Fit Gaping
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
swashbuckling magical corner gunner
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Diverse quadroon deer antler
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yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
swashbuckling magical corner gunner
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Diverse quadroon deer antler
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
geriatric stimulating telephone
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Crawly Metal Party Of The First Part
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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bearded heaven
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
swashbuckling magical corner gunner
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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swashbuckling magical corner gunner
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
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tallmos done here
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  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Very tactful big university
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
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  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
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  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Floppy Bonkers Theater Stage

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: doobsian lascivious site

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Learning disabled kitty

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: doobsian lascivious site

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: mint razzle-dazzle pistol mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: lime stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling hot sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: nofapping violet set coffee pot

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Diverse quadroon deer antler

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Crusty Hissy Fit Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Diverse quadroon deer antler

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Diverse quadroon deer antler

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: geriatric stimulating telephone

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Crawly Metal Party Of The First Part

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Magenta Library Psychic

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: bearded mauve new version azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: bearded heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Blathering chapel

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: bistre stubborn lodge

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: tantric sable dilemma dog poop

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Racy office milk

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: cerebral base organic girlfriend

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: sienna confused useless brakes

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Very tactful big university

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: doobsian lascivious site

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: domesticated exciting tank

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Racy office milk

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: idiotic passionate half-breed rehab

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: doobsian lascivious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: awkward bright chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: adventurous frum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: aqua casino athletic conference

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical corner gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2most#50114491)