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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Disturbing church building
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
High-end Clear Tattoo Cruise Ship
  01/13/26
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hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
gay lodge useless brakes
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
Honey-headed Lay Foreskin
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
alcoholic chapel
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
Pearl property
  01/13/26
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Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Flushed Persian Nursing Home
  01/13/26
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hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Apoplectic Trip Rigpig National
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
henna sandwich
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Disturbing church building
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Zippy space
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
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Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
blue whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Disturbing church building
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
nighttime avocado philosopher-king codepig
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
Beady-eyed shitlib
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Disturbing church building
  01/13/26
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hilarious peach hell deer antler
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Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus
  01/13/26
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nighttime avocado philosopher-king codepig
  01/13/26
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Very Tactful Dragon Resort
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
Flushed Persian Nursing Home
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
alcoholic chapel
  01/13/26
...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
mauve home son of senegal
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
alcoholic chapel
  01/13/26
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hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
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Beady-eyed shitlib
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
histrionic degenerate
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
histrionic degenerate
  01/13/26
ghastly
Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
histrionic degenerate
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Flushed Persian Nursing Home
  01/13/26
...
hilarious peach hell deer antler
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
nighttime avocado philosopher-king codepig
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
henna sandwich
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
blue whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
Cracking Institution
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
henna sandwich
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Disturbing church building

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: High-end Clear Tattoo Cruise Ship

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: gay lodge useless brakes

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed Lay Foreskin

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: alcoholic chapel

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Pearl property

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Flushed Persian Nursing Home

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Apoplectic Trip Rigpig National

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: henna sandwich

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Disturbing church building

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Zippy space

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: blue whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Disturbing church building

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: nighttime avocado philosopher-king codepig

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed shitlib

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Disturbing church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: nighttime avocado philosopher-king codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Very Tactful Dragon Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Flushed Persian Nursing Home

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: alcoholic chapel

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: mauve home son of senegal

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: alcoholic chapel

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic degenerate

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic degenerate

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Glittery People Who Are Hurt Potus

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic degenerate

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Flushed Persian Nursing Home

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: hilarious peach hell deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: nighttime avocado philosopher-king codepig

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: henna sandwich

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: blue whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Cracking Institution

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: henna sandwich

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2most#49587079)