Date: October 2nd, 2013 7:41 PM Author: Hairless awkward really tough guy shrine
ok, this is purely hypothetical. suppose i bought naked out-of-the money TSLA puts, set a tesla on fire, and raised a huge stir on social media, even getting national media attention. TSLA falls 5%, my puts quadruple in value. what crimes have i committed and how long does it take the SEC to come after me?