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"Counsel, you're saying vehicular manslaughter doesn't apply to 'Chads'"?

"Your honor, the legislature must clearly state when th...
Gay mewling private investor
  12/25/25
Prosecutor: "Your honor, he hasn't even established his...
Gay mewling private investor
  12/25/25
Prosecutor: "Your honor the standard is preponderance o...
Jet abnormal set boltzmann
  12/25/25
The Court: "But don't all murderers become Chads? How d...
Gay mewling private investor
  12/25/25
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Razzmatazz magenta really tough guy
  01/01/26
"Clavicular's charges have been dropped! 🎉" ht...
Gay mewling private investor
  01/01/26
Chad theory is real
honey-headed trip heaven
  01/01/26
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Impertinent Hairraiser Base Immigrant
  01/01/26
Unnngh
khaki principal's office depressive
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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Gay mewling private investor

"Your honor, the legislature must clearly state when they intend the law to apply to Chads. And they haven't done so here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49539797)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Gay mewling private investor

Prosecutor: "Your honor, he hasn't even established his client is a Chad. The jury must decide this. We need discovery"

Def: "No your honor, once we make a prima facie case that he--that he has either abs or hunter eyes, it's their--it's the state's burden to rebut it beyond a reasonable doubt."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49539800)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Jet abnormal set boltzmann

Prosecutor: "Your honor the standard is preponderance of the evidence, and precedent clearly states that any Norwood level greater than II is dispositive in these cases."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49539804)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Gay mewling private investor

The Court: "But don't all murderers become Chads? How do I resolve the hybristophilia issue?"

Pros: "Only serial killers your honor."

Def: "Actually a recent Fifth Circuit case interpreting a nearly identical statute held there's a presumption of hybristophilia if the vehicle was worth over $65K"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49539815)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz magenta really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49553610)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Gay mewling private investor

"Clavicular's charges have been dropped! 🎉"

https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/2006564175800316281

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49553604)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: honey-headed trip heaven

Chad theory is real



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49553618)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Impertinent Hairraiser Base Immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49553622)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: khaki principal's office depressive

Unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2most#49553629)