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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
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man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
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cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
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just threw up in my mouth a lot
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I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
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rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
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I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
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did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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that comment was posted by Franzen
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how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
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franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
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Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
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he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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its crazy how unlikable he is
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
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U mad Chabon?
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god fucking damn it
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goddamn u franzen
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Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
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how DOES he see himself?
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highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
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Really dont like that guy
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: glittery hairy legs

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: thriller stag film faggotry



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Excitant arrogant pocket flask casino

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Excitant arrogant pocket flask casino

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: razzle range

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Hairless appetizing fanboi antidepressant drug

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Excitant arrogant pocket flask casino

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Hairless appetizing fanboi antidepressant drug

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Excitant arrogant pocket flask casino

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: deep chestnut affirmative action

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Bonkers lodge

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: glittery hairy legs

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: zippy anal famous landscape painting

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse jap

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Avocado Parlor Haunted Graveyard

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: glittery hairy legs

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Floppy Low-t Mad Cow Disease



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Lime Messiness

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: galvanic fishy school cafeteria

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: glittery hairy legs

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Bull Headed Indirect Expression

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Motley angry forum mother

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Massive Menage Shitlib



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: glittery hairy legs

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: irate light crotch

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Orange Racy Stage



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Orange Racy Stage

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse jap

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic fishy school cafeteria

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: irate light crotch

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Crawly tantric nursing home background story



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Red bateful space volcanic crater

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Gold police squad shrine

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: galvanic fishy school cafeteria

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: irate light crotch



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Frisky Corner



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Bull Headed Indirect Expression

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: unholy ungodly therapy

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
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