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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Mahogany pisswyrm property
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Ruby awkward people who are hurt
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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harsh stock car
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Drunken lodge
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Ruby awkward people who are hurt
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
histrionic boiling water
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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Ruby awkward people who are hurt
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
histrionic boiling water
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
harsh stock car
  07/26/25
I know what to say
aromatic abusive crackhouse
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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harsh stock car
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Blue toilet seat
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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Irradiated generalized bond
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Blue toilet seat
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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Ruby awkward people who are hurt
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sick multi-billionaire garrison
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Ruby awkward people who are hurt
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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harsh stock car
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Exhilarant theatre rigpig
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Razzmatazz striped hyena
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm property

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Ruby awkward people who are hurt

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm property

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: harsh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Drunken lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: geriatric startled heaven sweet tailpipe

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm property

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: dashing sinister native

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: harsh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: 180 effete sanctuary coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Snowy spot chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Flesh Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: glittery purple institution lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Vibrant location ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: wine milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Irradiated generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Blue toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Titillating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Carmine curious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: poppy lascivious windowlicker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: vivacious hell mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: supple ticket booth

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Ruby awkward people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: histrionic boiling water

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm property

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Ruby awkward people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: histrionic boiling water

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: harsh stock car

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aromatic abusive crackhouse

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm property

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: turquoise bawdyhouse affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: lemon travel guidebook hissy fit

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: harsh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Chocolate hospital gay wizard

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Blue toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Sooty doobsian sound barrier

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Irradiated generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: dark odious corn cake piazza

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Blue toilet seat

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm property

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Ruby awkward people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: sick multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Ruby awkward people who are hurt

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Deranged Genital Piercing

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: harsh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre rigpig

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz striped hyena

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Excitant office

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134975)