\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?

...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  08/31/25
Make the price higher than average to filter out minorities
Motley hospital scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"
ocher death wish gas station
  08/31/25
If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I jus...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  08/31/25
Within seconds You have to preemptively make them filter ...
Motley hospital scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  08/31/25
Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/01/25
did u seriously NOT listen to the ONE instruction i gave u
Motley hospital scourge upon the earth
  09/01/25
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city ...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/01/25
god ur stupid 1st off nigs come in all colors so you have...
Motley hospital scourge upon the earth
  09/01/25
hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the country...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/01/25
did you really base your plan on the idea that people would ...
Pearl sexy bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and vario...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/02/25
then why the fuck would people who live within driving dista...
Pearl sexy bawdyhouse
  09/02/25
hey its not a shithole
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/02/25
so people will want to come from some distance to stay there...
Pearl sexy bawdyhouse
  09/02/25
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of sem...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/02/25
so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attrac...
Pearl sexy bawdyhouse
  09/02/25
theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/02/25
it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guest...
Pearl sexy bawdyhouse
  09/02/25
will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my kne...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/02/25
a/s/l
Pearl sexy bawdyhouse
  09/02/25
16/f/cali
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/02/25
17/f/fl, teehee
Pearl sexy bawdyhouse
  09/02/25
wanna trade boob pics?
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/02/25
lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of no...
Obsidian dopamine
  09/02/25
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it i...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/21/25
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account fo...
awkward set sneaky criminal
  09/21/25
I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/21/25
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in con...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  09/21/25
jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire...
painfully honest skinny woman orchestra pit
  10/21/25
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are th...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  10/17/25
so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  10/19/25
You sound like a good host.
Harsh striped hyena
  10/19/25
Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  10/19/25
happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everyw...
Red pit
  10/19/25
It's my former residence, built a bigger home. Those glit...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  10/21/25
Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book ab...
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  11/24/25
Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
...
Thriller Salmon Deer Antler Station
  10/19/25
Are you still working as a lawyer? Do you have any xo Eas...
concupiscible cruise ship travel guidebook
  10/19/25
Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. I...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  10/19/25
The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mount...
concupiscible cruise ship travel guidebook
  10/20/25
...
Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life
  10/21/25
Just got a $10 cash tip
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  11/18/25
i bet none of your law clients tip for shit
t.rick o'treat panama
  11/24/25
Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not fla...
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  11/24/25
Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout...
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  11/23/25
Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favor...
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  11/24/25
how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i ...
t.rick o'treat panama
  11/24/25
After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a ...
a rich inner world
  11/24/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49226172)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Motley hospital scourge upon the earth

Make the price higher than average to filter out minorities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49226173)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: ocher death wish gas station

what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49226182)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49226183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Motley hospital scourge upon the earth

Within seconds

You have to preemptively make them filter themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49226205)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49226210)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229868)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Motley hospital scourge upon the earth

did u seriously NOT listen to the ONE instruction i gave u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229892)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229894)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Motley hospital scourge upon the earth

god ur stupid

1st off nigs come in all colors so you have to shield your self from nigs no matter where you are

second i swear to god there is some government program where they will pay for any niggers "reasonably" priced airbnb

and they will bring like 50 fucking people to ur place and blast music and smoke weed and ur neighbors will call the cops and threaten to sue you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229896)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229898)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: Pearl sexy bawdyhouse

did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229910)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229916)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Pearl sexy bawdyhouse

then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229921)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

hey its not a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229926)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Pearl sexy bawdyhouse

so people will want to come from some distance to stay there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229928)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229930)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Pearl sexy bawdyhouse

so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229939)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229941)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Pearl sexy bawdyhouse

it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229952)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229953)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Pearl sexy bawdyhouse

a/s/l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229956)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

16/f/cali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229958)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Pearl sexy bawdyhouse

17/f/fl, teehee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229961)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

wanna trade boob pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229963)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Obsidian dopamine

lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49229960)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49290249)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: awkward set sneaky criminal

Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49290279)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49290341)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49290346)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: painfully honest skinny woman orchestra pit

jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire some furking beaner bitch jfc, cant u add some fraud cleaning fee on airbnb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49363448)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.

Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.

Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.

The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.

I am a licensed lawyer btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49356163)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49360868)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Harsh striped hyena

You sound like a good host.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49360872)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49360883)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Red pit

happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everywhere jfc

edit: is this an investment property, or cottage or something? it's not your actual residence is it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49360886)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

It's my former residence, built a bigger home.

Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49365375)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book about some birdshit that walked across Japan in the 70s (https://www.amazon.com/Roads-Sata-2000-Mile-Through-Japan/dp/1568361874) and am awaiting delivery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49457218)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49457431)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Thriller Salmon Deer Antler Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49360888)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: concupiscible cruise ship travel guidebook

Are you still working as a lawyer?

Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49360943)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life

Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49360945)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: concupiscible cruise ship travel guidebook

The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49362433)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: Provocative Mildly Autistic Chapel Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49363437)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Just got a $10 cash tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49440755)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1)

i bet none of your law clients tip for shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49457415)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49457985)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout containers at the top of the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49454380)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49457214)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1)

how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49457418)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a super host. And no, It’s the opposite…super hosts will be more visible in searches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2most#49457423)