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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Mentally impaired talking market
  01/26/16
This one stings.
soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Orange stubborn mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/24/16
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Flushed Cuckoldry Keepsake Machete
  01/03/17
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electric shaky lodge tattoo
  02/20/18
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Flickering Hospital Dysfunction
  06/03/19
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Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  10/14/20
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hideous rehab legal warrant
  01/25/16
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smoky territorial set party of the first part
  01/25/16
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Idiotic library
  01/25/16
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Racy crawly house
  01/25/16
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Concupiscible Flatulent Generalized Bond Shitlib
  01/25/16
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Idiotic library
  01/25/16
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Racy crawly house
  01/25/16
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Jade genital piercing tanning salon
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Lemon hall place of business
  01/25/16
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Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
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Judgmental stage kitty cat
  01/25/16
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Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
...
navy adventurous liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
rebellious whorehouse alpha
  01/25/16
...
multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
Mentally impaired talking market
  01/26/16
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Swollen grizzly trust fund immigrant
  01/26/16
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provocative ape
  01/26/16
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vivacious vermilion people who are hurt
  11/27/16
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Lemon hall place of business
  06/13/17
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sapphire plaza fanboi
  12/19/17
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/24/18
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Ruby Histrionic Hairy Legs
  06/10/24
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soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/26/16
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cream heady site
  10/24/16
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Flushed Cuckoldry Keepsake Machete
  11/27/16
...
Lemon hall place of business
  01/23/17
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Out-of-control national really tough guy
  03/15/17
...
Lemon hall place of business
  04/20/17
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Lemon hall place of business
  02/20/18
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Lemon hall place of business
  05/24/18
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Hot Station
  09/26/21
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chestnut vigorous orchestra pit
  03/12/22
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Ruby Histrionic Hairy Legs
  05/15/22
...
Ruby Histrionic Hairy Legs
  05/04/24
ruthless.
pea-brained rusted coldplay fan
  01/25/16
Brutal
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Mustard glittery church building
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
honey-headed senate
  01/25/16
toxic
Sinister Curious Bbw
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Arousing potus
  01/25/16
...
smoky territorial set party of the first part
  01/25/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
...
Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life
  01/25/16
damnit
Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property
  01/25/16
...
Idiotic library
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
jfc
Lemon hall place of business
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Idiotic library
  01/25/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Lemon hall place of business
  01/25/16
Cr
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
hm
passionate meetinghouse roast beef
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
wait
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Arousing potus
  01/25/16
...
Talented house-broken institution sandwich
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
pea-brained rusted coldplay fan
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Lemon hall place of business
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
pea-brained rusted coldplay fan
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
sapphire plaza fanboi
  01/25/16
...
cobalt floppy mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
tripping marvelous business firm
  01/25/16
...
lavender mental disorder
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Razzle-dazzle regret
  01/25/16
...
honey-headed senate
  01/25/16
...
navy adventurous liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
damn
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
...
contagious beta factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
Indigo Wonderful Kitchen
  01/25/16
O LORD
hairless red voyeur
  01/25/16
jfc
violent glassy cumskin casino
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
poppy toilet seat pozpig
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
Idiotic library
  01/25/16
Lmao
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
...
Motley Area Newt
  01/25/16
...
soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/26/16
...
contagious beta factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  02/15/16
...
Offensive Orchid Famous Landscape Painting
  07/08/17
...
sadistic goyim
  07/08/17
...
trip windowlicker
  07/08/17
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  10/27/17
...
chocolate alcoholic piazza kitty
  12/26/17
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  05/24/18
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  03/16/20
...
abusive locus
  02/18/22
...
Sienna Doctorate Address
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
rebellious whorehouse alpha
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property
  01/25/16
ouch
Turquoise autistic dilemma degenerate
  01/26/16
poison
sepia razzmatazz personal credit line stag film
  01/26/16
...
Black abode
  01/26/16
180
Mentally impaired talking market
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Ebony brunch useless brakes
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
fiercely-loyal theatre
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Irradiated twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Ruddy corner
  09/27/16
...
Sienna Doctorate Address
  12/26/17
...
provocative ape
  08/12/19
180
Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
green exhilarant black woman
  01/27/16
...
sapphire plaza fanboi
  01/27/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Bipolar mint associate
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Bipolar mint associate
  02/02/16
...
Brindle school
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
brilliant arrogant sex offender cruise ship
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
laughsome fat ankles
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
awkward lake stage corn cake
  02/24/16
18000000
Hilarious Titillating Son Of Senegal
  03/04/16
165
Vengeful aromatic elastic band feces
  03/04/16
...
Mind-boggling Opaque Principal's Office Coffee Pot
  05/19/16
chilling
fragrant lay indirect expression
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
spruce dragon
  12/17/16
Good lord.
zippy parlour hominid
  01/03/17
oh my.
Spectacular puppy old irish cottage
  01/23/17
toxic
azure hell striped hyena
  03/13/17
...
Out-of-control national really tough guy
  03/15/17
...
cobalt floppy mad cow disease
  04/02/17
...
Violet pisswyrm
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
frum boyish office
  07/08/17
...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  10/27/17
mother of god
sadistic goyim
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
pink godawful macaca boiling water
  10/27/17
JFC
Olive boltzmann
  10/27/17
...
Bespoke yapping field
  12/26/17
...
vibrant bright messiness shrine
  12/26/17
ouch
Coral Electric Furnace
  02/20/18
...
Cerebral Parlor Nibblets
  02/20/18
...
Burgundy know-it-all turdskin
  01/16/19
...
Charismatic scourge upon the earth
  08/09/19
...
Hot Station
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Domesticated blood rage
  07/28/25
...
startled bateful psychic national security agency
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
onyx gunner temple
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
rambunctious cracking public bath foreskin
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
navy adventurous liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
thriller point
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
toxic
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/25/16
TY bro
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
exciting crotch persian
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Mustard glittery church building
  10/27/17
...
translucent candlestick maker theater
  10/27/17
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  05/24/18
...
Spectacular puppy old irish cottage
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native
  10/27/17
credited advice
Coral Electric Furnace
  05/24/18
even more toxic
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Dashing mood internal respiration
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
i lol'd
swashbuckling wine den digit ratio
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
lol
180 twisted home juggernaut
  06/01/17
...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Mentally impaired talking market
  01/26/16
...
Sienna Doctorate Address
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
poppy toilet seat pozpig
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
poppy toilet seat pozpig
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
poppy toilet seat pozpig
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
poppy toilet seat pozpig
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
poppy toilet seat pozpig
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Lmao
odious trump supporter locale
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Lemon hall place of business
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/25/16
lmao true
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Sienna Doctorate Address
  12/26/17
Haha
Amethyst trailer park
  03/19/20
...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
exciting crotch persian
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Galvanic tantric chapel clown
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Excitant Fighting Jewess Box Office
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Ruddy corner
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
appetizing brass death wish forum
  06/03/19
oh no
Irradiated twinkling uncleanness
  08/08/19
LOL
razzle internet-worthy rigpig range
  03/16/20
JFC
Spectacular puppy old irish cottage
  03/19/20
Update?
abusive locus
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Purple Supple Legend
  01/25/16
...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
sapphire plaza fanboi
  05/19/16
...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
Cr
Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
onyx gunner temple
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Massive Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
Massive Gas Station
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
hideous rehab legal warrant
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Offensive Orchid Famous Landscape Painting
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
gold quadroon center
  01/26/16
...
contagious beta factory reset button
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Mentally impaired talking market
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Lemon hall place of business
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
gold quadroon center
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
hideous rehab legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
Slippery mischievous multi-billionaire
  01/16/19
...
Amethyst trailer park
  03/16/20
...
Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
contagious beta factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
sapphire plaza fanboi
  03/28/16
...
Charismatic scourge upon the earth
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Bat-shit-crazy menage sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Orange stubborn mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/24/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
swashbuckling wine den digit ratio
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
balding state police squad
  04/04/16
...
Out-of-control national really tough guy
  03/15/17
*applause*
wild wagecucks
  10/27/17
...
Hot Station
  09/26/21
...
Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
Describe
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Lemon hall place of business
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
Fuck
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  01/26/16
cq's!
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular puppy old irish cottage
  03/19/20
...
Out-of-control national really tough guy
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
free-loading shimmering theater stage organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
except for your autism
onyx gunner temple
  01/26/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Coral Electric Furnace
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
gold quadroon center
  01/26/16
...
contagious beta factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring flesh spot
  01/23/17
...
Out-of-control national really tough guy
  03/15/17
...
Offensive Orchid Famous Landscape Painting
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Diverse Sanctuary
  01/26/16
underrated
Orange stubborn mad-dog skullcap depressive
  01/26/16
...
sapphire plaza fanboi
  02/15/16
...
Flushed Cuckoldry Keepsake Machete
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
drab stead
  01/26/16
...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
jfc
Lemon hall place of business
  01/26/16
...
Amber Space Jap
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
gold quadroon center
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
do u love it
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
...
bull headed laser beams giraffe
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
gold quadroon center
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Lemon hall place of business
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Lemon hall place of business
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
gold quadroon center
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Lemon hall place of business
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
...
church
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Obsidian university sound barrier
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property
  01/26/16
...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  01/26/16
...
Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Cerise Sick Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
contagious beta factory reset button
  01/26/16
JFC
Chest-beating masturbator nursing home
  01/26/16
180
pit
  01/26/16
...
Outnumbered cyan school cafeteria
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
...
Obsidian university sound barrier
  01/26/16
...
Obsidian university sound barrier
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Shivering codepig pervert
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
180 twist
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
THIS
swashbuckling wine den digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
medicated naked indian lodge philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Jade genital piercing tanning salon
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
effete french chef location
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Jade genital piercing tanning salon
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
provocative ape
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
effete french chef location
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
fiercely-loyal theatre
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
dull garrison stain
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property
  01/26/16
...
navy adventurous liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
180
dead resort
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/27/16
...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Bipolar mint associate
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Useless filthpig
  05/19/16
repost please
multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Shivering codepig pervert
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Useless filthpig
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
church
  01/26/16
tyft brother
swashbuckling wine den digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/27/16
180.
sapphire plaza fanboi
  01/27/16
...
medicated naked indian lodge philosopher-king
  01/29/16
...
spruce dragon
  01/31/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
splenetic azn
  02/02/16
brave
Hyperventilating Selfie
  02/03/16
...
abusive locus
  02/22/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
frisky impertinent prole
  02/22/16
...
multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard
  03/08/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  09/27/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  03/04/16
...
Lemon hall place of business
  04/04/16
...
cobalt floppy mad cow disease
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cr
gold quadroon center
  04/20/16
...
abusive locus
  05/11/16
...
Lascivious base water buffalo
  05/11/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  06/17/16
...
Flirting crystalline
  09/27/16
...
Lemon hall place of business
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
fiercely-loyal theatre
  10/24/16
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Useless filthpig
  10/24/16
...
spruce dragon
  10/27/16
...
ceo
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Mildly autistic metal community account
  01/23/17
... ...
Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native
  01/23/17
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  07/08/17
Lol
frisky impertinent prole
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Underhanded Double Fault
  01/16/19
...
Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  02/11/17
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  03/13/17
...
Lemon hall place of business
  03/15/17
...
Out-of-control national really tough guy
  03/15/17
...
spruce dragon
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Drunken sooty ladyboy
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Saffron magical round eye
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Spectacular puppy old irish cottage
  06/01/17
...
disrespectful peach
  06/01/17
...
sapphire plaza fanboi
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
pocket flask
  06/13/17
...
Spectacular puppy old irish cottage
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
becky
  07/08/17
...
Rough-skinned
  08/18/17
...
Lemon hall place of business
  09/25/17
...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  10/27/17
...
Bespoke yapping field
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Harsh Telephone Chad
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Harsh Telephone Chad
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
ceo
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
carmine
  05/24/18
...
Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  07/25/18
...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  05/17/18
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Chartreuse Sexy Roommate
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Hyperventilating Selfie
  07/25/18
...
Swollen grizzly trust fund immigrant
  07/25/18
...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/16/19
...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Underhanded Double Fault
  01/16/19
Jfc
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Big-titted Athletic Conference
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Jade genital piercing tanning salon
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Seedy partner
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Seedy partner
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
gold quadroon center
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Seedy partner
  01/17/19
...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  04/08/19
...
Snowy karate reading party
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Bespoke yapping field
  04/09/19
...
Seedy partner
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Seedy partner
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Lilac duck-like
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  06/03/19
...
Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
laughsome fat ankles
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Seedy partner
  06/03/19
...
Gay comical ratface volcanic crater
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Seedy partner
  08/08/19
...
Seedy partner
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
infuriating knife
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
disgusting faggot firefighter halford
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
infuriating knife
  08/12/19
...
infuriating knife
  03/16/20
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mother
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...
Lemon hall place of business
  03/14/20
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gold quadroon center
  03/16/20
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gold quadroon center
  09/30/20
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lime queen of the night
  08/27/21
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Lemon hall place of business
  09/13/21
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Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook
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...
french idea he suggested
  10/11/21
...
Hot Station
  10/11/21
bump
gold quadroon center
  03/12/22
...
Lemon hall place of business
  01/05/23
...
abusive locus
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Jet-lagged light therapy
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
aggressive plum gaping
  10/13/23
...
Hyperventilating Selfie
  01/03/24
...
beady-eyed nubile heaven
  08/09/24
...
abusive locus
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Mentally impaired talking market

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Gay comical ratface volcanic crater

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Orange stubborn mad-dog skullcap depressive

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Flushed Cuckoldry Keepsake Machete



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: hideous rehab legal warrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Racy crawly house



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Judgmental stage kitty cat



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: navy adventurous liquid oxygen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: rebellious whorehouse alpha

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: Mentally impaired talking market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Swollen grizzly trust fund immigrant



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Hot Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: chestnut vigorous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Ruby Histrionic Hairy Legs



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Ruby Histrionic Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: pea-brained rusted coldplay fan

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Mustard glittery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Arousing potus

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: smoky territorial set party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Idiotic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Idiotic library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse roast beef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Arousing potus

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Talented house-broken institution sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: pea-brained rusted coldplay fan

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: pea-brained rusted coldplay fan

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: cobalt floppy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: tripping marvelous business firm

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: lavender mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: honey-headed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: navy adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: contagious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Indigo Wonderful Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: hairless red voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: violent glassy cumskin casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: poppy toilet seat pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Idiotic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Motley Area Newt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: contagious beta factory reset button



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: provocative ape



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: sadistic goyim



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



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Author: Sienna Doctorate Address



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: rebellious whorehouse alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Turquoise autistic dilemma degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: sepia razzmatazz personal credit line stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Black abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Mentally impaired talking market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: effete french chef location

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Ebony brunch useless brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated twinkling uncleanness

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Ruddy corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Sienna Doctorate Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: provocative ape



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Gay comical ratface volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: provocative ape



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: green exhilarant black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Bipolar mint associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Bipolar mint associate

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Brindle school



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Author: brilliant arrogant sex offender cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: laughsome fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: awkward lake stage corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Hilarious Titillating Son Of Senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Vengeful aromatic elastic band feces

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Opaque Principal's Office Coffee Pot



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: fragrant lay indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: spruce dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: zippy parlour hominid

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Spectacular puppy old irish cottage

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: azure hell striped hyena

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Out-of-control national really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: cobalt floppy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Violet pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: frum boyish office

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: sadistic goyim

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: pink godawful macaca boiling water

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Olive boltzmann

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bespoke yapping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: vibrant bright messiness shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Coral Electric Furnace

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Parlor Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Charismatic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Hot Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Domesticated blood rage

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: startled bateful psychic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: onyx gunner temple

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: rambunctious cracking public bath foreskin

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: navy adventurous liquid oxygen

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: thriller point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: exciting crotch persian

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Mustard glittery church building

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: translucent candlestick maker theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Spectacular puppy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Coral Electric Furnace

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Dashing mood internal respiration

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling wine den digit ratio

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: 180 twisted home juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Mentally impaired talking market

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Sienna Doctorate Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: poppy toilet seat pozpig

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: poppy toilet seat pozpig

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: poppy toilet seat pozpig

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: poppy toilet seat pozpig

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: poppy toilet seat pozpig

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: odious trump supporter locale

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Sienna Doctorate Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Amethyst trailer park

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: exciting crotch persian

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Galvanic tantric chapel clown

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Excitant Fighting Jewess Box Office

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Ruddy corner

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: appetizing brass death wish forum

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Irradiated twinkling uncleanness

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: razzle internet-worthy rigpig range

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Spectacular puppy old irish cottage

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: abusive locus

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Purple Supple Legend

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: onyx gunner temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Massive Gas Station

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Massive Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: hideous rehab legal warrant

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Offensive Orchid Famous Landscape Painting

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: contagious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired talking market

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: hideous rehab legal warrant

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Slippery mischievous multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Amethyst trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Gay comical ratface volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: contagious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Charismatic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy menage sweet tailpipe

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Gay comical ratface volcanic crater

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Orange stubborn mad-dog skullcap depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling wine den digit ratio

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: balding state police squad

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Out-of-control national really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: wild wagecucks

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Hot Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: provocative ape

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Spectacular puppy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Out-of-control national really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: free-loading shimmering theater stage organic girlfriend

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: onyx gunner temple

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Coral Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: provocative ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: contagious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Out-of-control national really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Offensive Orchid Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Orange stubborn mad-dog skullcap depressive

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Flushed Cuckoldry Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  drab stead

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Amber Space Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: bull headed laser beams giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Obsidian university sound barrier

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Gay comical ratface volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Cerise Sick Ticket Booth

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: contagious beta factory reset button

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating masturbator nursing home

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered cyan school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Obsidian university sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Obsidian university sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: effete french chef location

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling wine den digit ratio

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: medicated naked indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: provocative ape

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: effete french chef location

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: provocative ape

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: effete french chef location

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: provocative ape

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: provocative ape

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: effete french chef location

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Jade genital piercing tanning salon

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: effete french chef location

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Jade genital piercing tanning salon

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: provocative ape

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: effete french chef location

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: provocative ape

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: effete french chef location

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  dull garrison stain

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Antidepressant Drug Property

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: navy adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: dead resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Bipolar mint associate

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Useless filthpig

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Shivering codepig pervert

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Useless filthpig

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  church

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling wine den digit ratio

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: medicated naked indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: spruce dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  splenetic azn

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: abusive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: frisky impertinent prole

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: cobalt floppy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: abusive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Lascivious base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Flirting crystalline



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal theatre

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Useless filthpig

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: spruce dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic metal community account

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Stirring Angry Wrinkle Native

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: frisky impertinent prole

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Underhanded Double Fault

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Gay comical ratface volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Out-of-control national really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: spruce dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Drunken sooty ladyboy

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Saffron magical round eye

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Spectacular puppy old irish cottage

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: disrespectful peach



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: sapphire plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  pocket flask

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Spectacular puppy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  becky

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bespoke yapping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Harsh Telephone Chad

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Harsh Telephone Chad

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  ceo

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: carmine

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse Sexy Roommate

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Swollen grizzly trust fund immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Underhanded Double Fault

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  Big-titted Athletic Conference

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Jade genital piercing tanning salon

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Seedy partner

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Seedy partner

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: gold quadroon center

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Seedy partner

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Snowy karate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Bespoke yapping field

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Seedy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Seedy partner

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Lilac duck-like

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome fat ankles

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Seedy partner

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Gay comical ratface volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Seedy partner

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Seedy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  infuriating knife

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: disgusting faggot firefighter halford

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  infuriating knife

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  infuriating knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: gold quadroon center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: gold quadroon center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: lime queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: french idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Hot Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: gold quadroon center

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Lemon hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: abusive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged light therapy

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: aggressive plum gaping

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: abusive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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