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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
vigorous carmine library boiling water
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  01/26/16
jesus no...
diverse swollen community account antidepressant drug
  10/24/16
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thriller idiot
  01/03/17
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fiercely-loyal hall
  02/20/18
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Claret sick milk
  06/03/19
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adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  10/14/20
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Emerald degenerate school
  01/25/16
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onyx factory reset button
  01/25/16
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bonkers chrome university black woman
  01/25/16
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Yapping address roommate
  01/25/16
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contagious state cuckold
  01/25/16
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bonkers chrome university black woman
  01/25/16
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Yapping address roommate
  01/25/16
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Azure pocket flask
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/25/16
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Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
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Lilac Mood Native
  01/25/16
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crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
...
Pale bearded keepsake machete coffee pot
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Stimulating abnormal skinny woman
  01/25/16
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Comical offensive point
  01/25/16
...
vigorous carmine library boiling water
  01/26/16
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Mustard Cracking Doctorate
  01/26/16
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mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
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Carnelian Bat Shit Crazy Genital Piercing Bawdyhouse
  11/27/16
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Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  06/13/17
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lavender goal in life deer antler
  12/19/17
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crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/24/18
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Cyan Territorial Legend
  06/10/24
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Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/26/16
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Irradiated business firm rigor
  10/24/16
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thriller idiot
  11/27/16
...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/23/17
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Odious frisky lay
  03/15/17
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Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  04/20/17
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Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  02/20/18
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Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  05/24/18
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Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo
  09/26/21
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coiffed sexy trailer park
  03/12/22
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Cyan Territorial Legend
  05/15/22
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Cyan Territorial Legend
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Zippy international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
Brutal
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
...
narrow-minded property organic girlfriend
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
hideous shimmering site
  01/25/16
toxic
lascivious stage affirmative action
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Multi-colored newt tank
  01/25/16
...
onyx factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
...
wonderful old irish cottage box office
  01/25/16
damnit
crimson passionate rigpig
  01/25/16
...
bonkers chrome university black woman
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
jfc
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/25/16
Cr edit
bonkers chrome university black woman
  01/25/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/25/16
Cr
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
hm
charismatic sinister ladyboy
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
wait
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/26/16
...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Multi-colored newt tank
  01/25/16
...
Saffron Giraffe Crackhouse
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Zippy international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Zippy international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/25/16
...
lavender goal in life deer antler
  01/25/16
...
Frozen bistre associate
  01/25/16
...
crimson passionate rigpig
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
wonderful old irish cottage box office
  01/25/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
brilliant hominid
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Zombie-like filthpig
  01/25/16
...
electric indirect expression
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
mischievous boyish nibblets church building
  01/25/16
...
hideous shimmering site
  01/25/16
...
Pale bearded keepsake machete coffee pot
  01/25/16
damn
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
...
Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation
  01/25/16
...
Citrine Ceo
  01/25/16
O LORD
Sapphire curious field yarmulke
  01/25/16
jfc
idiotic effete gas station useless brakes
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
chocolate elite sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Comical offensive point
  01/25/16
...
bonkers chrome university black woman
  01/25/16
Lmao
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
...
Aromatic abode puppy
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation
  01/26/16
...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  02/15/16
...
arousing mental disorder
  07/08/17
...
Heady peach toaster
  07/08/17
...
umber greedy kitty cat
  07/08/17
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  10/27/17
...
Galvanic toilet seat
  12/26/17
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  05/24/18
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  03/16/20
...
Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford
  02/18/22
...
Spectacular buff school cafeteria
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Stimulating abnormal skinny woman
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
crimson passionate rigpig
  01/25/16
ouch
Jet Out-of-control Indian Lodge Gunner
  01/26/16
poison
Marvelous national kitty
  01/26/16
...
arrogant wrinkle blood rage
  01/26/16
180
vigorous carmine library boiling water
  01/26/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
180 forum
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Bateful Naked Home Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Razzle Seedy Headpube Mexican
  09/27/16
...
Spectacular buff school cafeteria
  12/26/17
...
mildly autistic chad
  08/12/19
180
adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  01/26/16
...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Fragrant bipolar space marketing idea
  01/27/16
...
lavender goal in life deer antler
  01/27/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Harsh Swashbuckling Haunted Graveyard
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Harsh Swashbuckling Haunted Graveyard
  02/02/16
...
nubile lodge
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Clear rehab
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
geriatric personal credit line
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Cocky athletic conference sound barrier
  02/24/16
18000000
Startling floppy becky area
  03/04/16
165
vibrant mahogany volcanic crater range
  03/04/16
...
Excitant Dull Reading Party
  05/19/16
chilling
Anal sadistic coldplay fan
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Razzle-dazzle navy set hunting ground
  01/03/17
oh my.
Autistic dingle berry
  01/23/17
toxic
brass regret
  03/13/17
...
Odious frisky lay
  03/15/17
...
Frozen bistre associate
  04/02/17
...
dashing market preventive strike
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Trip mewling piazza police squad
  07/08/17
...
Maize vivacious location brethren
  10/27/17
mother of god
Heady peach toaster
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
black misunderstood people who are hurt
  10/27/17
JFC
gaped snowy locale pozpig
  10/27/17
...
nofapping house-broken hospital cuckoldry
  12/26/17
...
frum stock car elastic band
  12/26/17
ouch
ivory nursing home legal warrant
  02/20/18
...
nighttime principal's office
  02/20/18
...
stubborn concupiscible garrison french chef
  01/16/19
...
Vengeful casino
  08/09/19
...
Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Appetizing Transparent Double Fault
  07/28/25
...
Histrionic Candlestick Maker
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Poppy jew trust fund
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
White fighting boistinker patrolman
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Pale bearded keepsake machete coffee pot
  01/25/16
...
Comical offensive point
  01/25/16
...
fishy magical stag film
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
toxic
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Abusive motley striped hyena
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
brilliant hominid
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
brilliant hominid
  01/25/16
TY bro
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
...
Comical offensive point
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
light provocative institution
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
narrow-minded property organic girlfriend
  10/27/17
...
Rambunctious Azn Stage
  10/27/17
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  05/24/18
...
Autistic dingle berry
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
stirring hairy legs den
  10/27/17
credited advice
ivory nursing home legal warrant
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bossy messiness public bath
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
brilliant hominid
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
lol
exhilarant background story half-breed
  06/01/17
...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
vigorous carmine library boiling water
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular buff school cafeteria
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
chocolate elite sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
chocolate elite sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
chocolate elite sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
chocolate elite sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
chocolate elite sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
Lmao
impressive dead theater stage
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/25/16
lmao true
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/25/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular buff school cafeteria
  12/26/17
Haha
Big balding parlor
  03/19/20
...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
...
wonderful old irish cottage box office
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
light provocative institution
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
aphrodisiac tattoo
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Cerebral Turdskin
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
stirring hairy legs den
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Razzle Seedy Headpube Mexican
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Rose High-end Base
  06/03/19
oh no
Bateful Naked Home Multi-billionaire
  08/08/19
LOL
talented dark clown center
  03/16/20
JFC
Autistic dingle berry
  03/19/20
Update?
Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Crystalline fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/25/16
...
lavender goal in life deer antler
  05/19/16
...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
wonderful old irish cottage box office
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
Cr
wonderful old irish cottage box office
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
...
Poppy jew trust fund
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
primrose heaven
  01/26/16
...
primrose heaven
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Emerald degenerate school
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
arousing mental disorder
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
razzmatazz senate
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
vigorous carmine library boiling water
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
razzmatazz senate
  01/26/16
Lmfao
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Emerald degenerate school
  01/26/16
...
up-to-no-good charcoal ape goyim
  01/16/19
...
Big balding parlor
  03/16/20
...
adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  01/26/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation
  01/26/16
...
lavender goal in life deer antler
  03/28/16
...
Vengeful casino
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
shivering laser beams
  01/26/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Abusive motley striped hyena
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  01/26/16
...
diverse swollen community account antidepressant drug
  10/24/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Orange dilemma telephone
  04/04/16
...
Odious frisky lay
  03/15/17
*applause*
Chartreuse Brunch Son Of Senegal
  10/27/17
...
Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
stirring hairy legs den
  01/26/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/26/16
...
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
...
wonderful old irish cottage box office
  01/26/16
...
brilliant hominid
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Describe
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
brilliant hominid
  01/26/16
Please be flame
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Maize vivacious location brethren
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
Fuck
Maize vivacious location brethren
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
cq's!
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
Autistic dingle berry
  03/19/20
...
Odious frisky lay
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
beady-eyed jewess
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Abusive motley striped hyena
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Poppy jew trust fund
  01/26/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/26/16
...
ivory nursing home legal warrant
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Abusive motley striped hyena
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
brilliant hominid
  01/26/16
...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Abusive motley striped hyena
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
razzmatazz senate
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin
  01/23/17
...
Odious frisky lay
  03/15/17
...
arousing mental disorder
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
glittery pea-brained main people shrine
  01/26/16
underrated
diverse swollen community account antidepressant drug
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lavender goal in life deer antler
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thriller idiot
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
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burgundy office digit ratio
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jfc
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
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...
cheese-eating theatre
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lmao at the dog bit
razzmatazz senate
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
do u love it
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
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...
immigrant church
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
razzmatazz senate
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
razzmatazz senate
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
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...
Alcoholic Temple
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
ruby pit
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
crimson passionate rigpig
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...
Maize vivacious location brethren
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adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  01/26/16
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brilliant hominid
  01/26/16
...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation
  01/26/16
JFC
lime plaza persian
  01/26/16
180
fuchsia misanthropic meetinghouse corn cake
  01/26/16
...
Low-t insecure sex offender whorehouse
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Maize vivacious location brethren
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
ruby pit
  01/26/16
...
ruby pit
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
180 twist
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/26/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
THIS
Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie
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...
pink dog poop circlehead
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Azure pocket flask
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Azure pocket flask
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Abusive motley striped hyena
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
mildly autistic chad
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
bbw
  01/26/16
fucking damn
crimson passionate rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Pale bearded keepsake machete coffee pot
  01/26/16
180
awkward ticket booth
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Comical offensive point
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/27/16
...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Harsh Swashbuckling Haunted Graveyard
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Incel Menage
  05/19/16
repost please
Comical offensive point
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Incel Menage
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Alcoholic Temple
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie
  01/26/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Titillating amber ratface
  01/27/16
180.
lavender goal in life deer antler
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...
pink dog poop circlehead
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...
hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction
  01/31/16
...
burgundy office digit ratio
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
demanding really tough guy
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brave
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  02/03/16
...
Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford
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...
burgundy office digit ratio
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
magenta jap internal respiration
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...
Comical offensive point
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...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  09/27/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
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...
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...
Frozen bistre associate
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cr
razzmatazz senate
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...
Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford
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...
burgundy office digit ratio
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...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  06/17/16
...
rebellious erotic nowag feces
  09/27/16
...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  10/21/16
mods please delete
maroon sweet tailpipe
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Amethyst Codepig Locus
  10/24/16
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Incel Menage
  10/24/16
...
hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction
  10/27/16
...
Flesh hell
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Cream National Security Agency
  01/23/17
... ...
stirring hairy legs den
  01/23/17
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  07/08/17
Lol
magenta jap internal respiration
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
thirsty insane queen of the night crotch
  01/16/19
...
adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  02/11/17
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
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...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  03/15/17
...
Odious frisky lay
  03/15/17
...
hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
silver parlour
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
cruise ship
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Autistic dingle berry
  06/01/17
...
House
  06/01/17
...
lavender goal in life deer antler
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
opaque cruel-hearted therapy
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...
Autistic dingle berry
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Deep hissy fit
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...
rusted station alpha
  08/18/17
...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  09/25/17
...
Maize vivacious location brethren
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
...
nofapping house-broken hospital cuckoldry
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Very Tactful Stain
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Very Tactful Stain
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Flesh hell
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Rough-skinned cumskin step-uncle's house
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...
Titillating amber ratface
  07/25/18
...
Maize vivacious location brethren
  05/17/18
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
lemon idea he suggested spot
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  07/25/18
...
Mustard Cracking Doctorate
  07/25/18
...
Maize vivacious location brethren
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/16/19
...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
thirsty insane queen of the night crotch
  01/16/19
Jfc
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
maroon sweet tailpipe
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Pearl Orchestra Pit Faggotry
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Azure pocket flask
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
razzmatazz senate
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
  01/17/19
...
Maize vivacious location brethren
  04/08/19
...
jet-lagged gay lettuce
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
nofapping house-broken hospital cuckoldry
  04/09/19
...
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Cerise Talking
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  06/03/19
...
maroon sweet tailpipe
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
geriatric personal credit line
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
  06/03/19
...
adventurous aqua stead masturbator
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
  08/08/19
...
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Infuriating
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
tan shitlib
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Infuriating
  08/12/19
...
Infuriating
  03/16/20
...
obsidian impertinent
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Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
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razzmatazz senate
  03/16/20
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razzmatazz senate
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depressive
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Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
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maroon sweet tailpipe
  09/26/21
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psychic
  10/11/21
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Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo
  10/11/21
bump
razzmatazz senate
  03/12/22
...
Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon
  01/05/23
...
Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Pontificating
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Sepia liquid oxygen
  10/13/23
...
crusty wild boltzmann dragon
  01/03/24
...
Maize vivacious location brethren
  08/09/24
...
Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford
  07/28/25
...
  12/29/25
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Henna cuck juggernaut
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
judgmental pisswyrm faggot firefighter
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: coiffed sexy trailer park



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Cyan Territorial Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Cyan Territorial Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Zippy international law enforcement agency

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded property organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: hideous shimmering site

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: lascivious stage affirmative action

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored newt tank

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: onyx factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: crimson passionate rigpig

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: bonkers chrome university black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: bonkers chrome university black woman

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: charismatic sinister ladyboy

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored newt tank

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Saffron Giraffe Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Zippy international law enforcement agency

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Zippy international law enforcement agency

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: lavender goal in life deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Frozen bistre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: crimson passionate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage box office

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: brilliant hominid

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like filthpig

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: electric indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: mischievous boyish nibblets church building

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: hideous shimmering site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Pale bearded keepsake machete coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Citrine Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Sapphire curious field yarmulke

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: idiotic effete gas station useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: chocolate elite sneaky criminal

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Comical offensive point

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: bonkers chrome university black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Aromatic abode puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: arousing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Heady peach toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: umber greedy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Galvanic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Spectacular buff school cafeteria



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Stimulating abnormal skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: crimson passionate rigpig

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Jet Out-of-control Indian Lodge Gunner

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Marvelous national kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: arrogant wrinkle blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: vigorous carmine library boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: 180 forum

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Bateful Naked Home Multi-billionaire

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Razzle Seedy Headpube Mexican

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: mildly autistic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: adventurous aqua stead masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Fragrant bipolar space marketing idea

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: lavender goal in life deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Harsh Swashbuckling Haunted Graveyard

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Harsh Swashbuckling Haunted Graveyard

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: nubile lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Clear rehab

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: geriatric personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Cocky athletic conference sound barrier

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Startling floppy becky area

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant mahogany volcanic crater range

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Excitant Dull Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Anal sadistic coldplay fan

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle navy set hunting ground

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Autistic dingle berry

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: brass regret

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Odious frisky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Frozen bistre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: dashing market preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Trip mewling piazza police squad

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Heady peach toaster

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: black misunderstood people who are hurt

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: gaped snowy locale pozpig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: nofapping house-broken hospital cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: frum stock car elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: ivory nursing home legal warrant

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: nighttime principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: stubborn concupiscible garrison french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Vengeful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Appetizing Transparent Double Fault

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Poppy jew trust fund

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: White fighting boistinker patrolman

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Pale bearded keepsake machete coffee pot

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Comical offensive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: fishy magical stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Abusive motley striped hyena

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: brilliant hominid

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: brilliant hominid

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Comical offensive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: light provocative institution

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded property organic girlfriend

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious Azn Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Autistic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs den

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: ivory nursing home legal warrant

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bossy messiness public bath

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: brilliant hominid

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: exhilarant background story half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: vigorous carmine library boiling water

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: chocolate elite sneaky criminal

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: chocolate elite sneaky criminal

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: chocolate elite sneaky criminal

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: chocolate elite sneaky criminal

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: chocolate elite sneaky criminal

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: impressive dead theater stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Spectacular buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Big balding parlor

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: light provocative institution

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tattoo

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Turdskin

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs den

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle Seedy Headpube Mexican

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Rose High-end Base

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Bateful Naked Home Multi-billionaire

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: talented dark clown center

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Autistic dingle berry

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Crystalline fat ankles

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: lavender goal in life deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage box office

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage box office

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Poppy jew trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: primrose heaven

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: primrose heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Emerald degenerate school

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: arousing mental disorder

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: vigorous carmine library boiling water

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald degenerate school

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal ape goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Big balding parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: adventurous aqua stead masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: lavender goal in life deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Vengeful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: shivering laser beams

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Abusive motley striped hyena

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: adventurous aqua stead masturbator

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: diverse swollen community account antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Orange dilemma telephone

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Odious frisky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse Brunch Son Of Senegal

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: brilliant hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: brilliant hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Autistic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Odious frisky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Abusive motley striped hyena

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Poppy jew trust fund

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: ivory nursing home legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Abusive motley striped hyena

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: brilliant hominid

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Abusive motley striped hyena

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Chapel Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Odious frisky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: arousing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained main people shrine

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: diverse swollen community account antidepressant drug

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: lavender goal in life deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: thriller idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Supple smoky kitchen voyeur

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  immigrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: ruby pit

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: crimson passionate rigpig

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: adventurous aqua stead masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: brilliant hominid

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Potus Mediation

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: lime plaza persian

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: fuchsia misanthropic meetinghouse corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Low-t insecure sex offender whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: ruby pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: ruby pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  pink dog poop circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Azure pocket flask

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Azure pocket flask

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Abusive motley striped hyena

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Resort Travel Guidebook

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  bbw

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: crimson passionate rigpig

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Pale bearded keepsake machete coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  awkward ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Comical offensive point

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Harsh Swashbuckling Haunted Graveyard

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  Incel Menage

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Comical offensive point

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Federal Sanctuary Roast Beef

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  Incel Menage

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic Temple

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Deranged Philosopher-king Selfie

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: lavender goal in life deer antler

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  pink dog poop circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  demanding really tough guy

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: magenta jap internal respiration

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Comical offensive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Frozen bistre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: burgundy office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: rebellious erotic nowag feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Amethyst Codepig Locus

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  Incel Menage

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Flesh hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Cream National Security Agency

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs den

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: magenta jap internal respiration

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: thirsty insane queen of the night crotch

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: adventurous aqua stead masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Odious frisky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: hairraiser bespoke theater dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: silver parlour

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  cruise ship

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Autistic dingle berry

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: lavender goal in life deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: opaque cruel-hearted therapy

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Autistic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Deep hissy fit

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: rusted station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: nofapping house-broken hospital cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stain

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stain

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Flesh hell

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cumskin step-uncle's house

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Titillating amber ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: lemon idea he suggested spot

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Mustard Cracking Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: thirsty insane queen of the night crotch

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  Pearl Orchestra Pit Faggotry

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Azure pocket flask

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: 

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: 

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: nofapping house-broken hospital cuckoldry

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: 

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Cerise Talking

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: geriatric personal credit line

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: 

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: adventurous aqua stead masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: 

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Infuriating

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: tan shitlib

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Infuriating

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Infuriating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: obsidian impertinent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: maroon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Haunting Gaping Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Exciting Big-titted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Pontificating

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Sepia liquid oxygen

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: crusty wild boltzmann dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Maize vivacious location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Racy bat-shit-crazy corner halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Henna cuck juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: judgmental pisswyrm faggot firefighter

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49548061)