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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Magenta Boiling Water Jewess
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Odious blood rage sweet tailpipe
  07/09/12
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magical personal credit line private investor
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
violent umber pit idiot
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
violent umber pit idiot
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
violent umber pit idiot
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
slippery tripping property
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
slippery tripping property
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Cerebral Knife
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Cerebral Knife
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Cerebral Knife
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
hateful mustard gaping
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Thriller coral crotch
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Overrated Glittery People Who Are Hurt
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
180 splenetic locale azn
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Misunderstood background story internal respiration
  07/09/12
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magical personal credit line private investor
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
violent umber pit idiot
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
stfu
Misunderstood background story internal respiration
  07/09/12
180
light affirmative action church building
  07/09/12
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talented brass site
  07/13/12
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titillating principal's office partner
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Wonderful chestnut water buffalo piazza
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Vermilion institution tank
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Wonderful chestnut water buffalo piazza
  07/09/12
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Indecent trust fund dysfunction
  07/04/19
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magical personal credit line private investor
  07/13/12
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Indecent trust fund dysfunction
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Hot Legend
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
fantasy-prone area
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Trip flushed theatre
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
fantasy-prone area
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
cerise impressive juggernaut office
  03/04/25
lol kike
titillating principal's office partner
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
dashing address
  07/04/19
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Electric twinkling cuck organic girlfriend
  08/10/22
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Harsh Vigorous Set
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Idiotic Point Pocket Flask
  07/24/24
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Flirting curious theater stage dingle berry
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Marvelous cowardly alpha heaven
  09/22/24
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cerise impressive juggernaut office
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Magenta Boiling Water Jewess

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Odious blood rage sweet tailpipe

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: magical personal credit line private investor



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: violent umber pit idiot

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: violent umber pit idiot

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: violent umber pit idiot

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: slippery tripping property

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: slippery tripping property

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Knife

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Knife

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Knife

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: hateful mustard gaping

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Thriller coral crotch

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Overrated Glittery People Who Are Hurt

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: 180 splenetic locale azn

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood background story internal respiration

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: magical personal credit line private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: violent umber pit idiot

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood background story internal respiration

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: light affirmative action church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: talented brass site



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: titillating principal's office partner



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Wonderful chestnut water buffalo piazza

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Vermilion institution tank

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Wonderful chestnut water buffalo piazza

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Indecent trust fund dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: magical personal credit line private investor



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Indecent trust fund dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Hot Legend

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone area

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Trip flushed theatre

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone area

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: cerise impressive juggernaut office

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: titillating principal's office partner

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: dashing address

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Electric twinkling cuck organic girlfriend



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Harsh Vigorous Set



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Idiotic Point Pocket Flask

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Flirting curious theater stage dingle berry



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Marvelous cowardly alpha heaven

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: cerise impressive juggernaut office



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: big henna casino friendly grandma

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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