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Hypo: $1M for nothing OR $1M for every mile you swim across the English channel
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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Two choices:
(1) Get $1M right now for doing nothing.
(2) Get $1M for every mile you swim across the English Channel. You need to start within 48 hours. The swim must be consecutive. The final measure will be the furthest point you were from the coast of England or France (whichever you started from). You can't have any support on the swim. You can tow behind you anything you want for safety or for the journey back (or onward across the Channel) after you're done swimming, but it can't help you on the swim. E.g., you can pull a rowboat with you for use after you're done.
Also: You 2x your money if you successfully make it across the English Channel with no support.
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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50021723) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Nazca Redlines So are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50021871) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) 100% to either option my guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022575) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: nude litigator so my options or $1M or $1M but I drown
I'll have to mull it over |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Do you think you can make it a full mile before you drown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50021997) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: nude litigator right, my initial thought was like "oh I've done a mile swim it's nbd" but that ofc wasn't in the English channel.
however I'm still going to say yes on the gattaca theory - in this hypo you don't have to save anything for the swim back |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Explain. Unless you make it all the way across, you need something left in the tank to get back to land, though you can get into the boat you've been pulling with you, if you were inclined to do so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022064) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface $1 million now. That water is cold as fuck, and what, I'm going to get at most an extra million? Not enough to be worth the effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022060) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Nazca Redlines The water off Dover is a comfy 68 degrees right now. Same as it is in the Hamptons. Once you get used to it, it would feel fine. And you can bring a wet suit if you want.
With no clock and a boat you can pull behind youreslf to get back, you should be able to earn way more than $1M extra. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Motherfucker, how many miles do you think I'm swimming and in what kind of water?
I'm ready for my million dollars |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: Darnell only mile swims i've done were in a nice lap pool with flippers on. also i was a teenager. not happening today
take the 1M and no swimming. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Why? There's no time pressure. Swim for a while, take a break floating on your back, back to swimming... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022082) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: Darnell it's not a pool. floating on your back in the middle of the english channel with waves and currents pulling you this way and that would be brutal and dangerous. i'd have to tread water and there's no way i'm doing that for long enough to rest. i'd definitely drown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022087) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Drowning risk is pretty low. Tow a life boat behind you for when you're ready to give up.
And the waves are pretty small when the weather is good. It's not the open ocean. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: valar vettiri morghulis lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022217) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Just in case you don't make it all the way across. Once you get to mile 10, you might as well keep going all the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022228) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: valar vettiri morghulis Might as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023257) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023210) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: a lifetime of unfulfilled desires do i get a wetsuit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022091) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Regular, reasonable wetsuit: Yes.
A wetsuit with flippers built in or something like that: No.
Are you in? |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: a lifetime of unfulfilled desires I’d do it with a life vest or some float device only this hypo is insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022170) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Nazca Redlines You can pull a life vest with you, but once you use it, the hypo is over.
And the hypo isn't that insane. A short, 3 mile swim in fairly calm water isn't that big a deal. Several poa in this very thread have talked about mile-plus swims they've done. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope your hypos are bona fide retarded man. take a million or swim a mile tugging a boat to get the same money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022101) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Explain. I would swim several miles and make several million. And you don't need to tug a boat if you think you can make it back to land without it. Or if you don't care to make it back to land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022163) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope explain how many miles you are going to swim befrpe you realize you need to turn around.
who is tugging a boat while swimming miles? wtf kind of hypo is this |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Nazca Redlines I'll see how I feel after 3 miles. Probably go for 5+ total. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022189) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope so 10 if you want to live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022193) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Nazca Redlines No need to double the mileage. I'll swim out 5 miles (or more), then hop in the dinghy I pulled behind me to head back to land and hit the pub for a nice bitter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022211) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: Non sequitur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022810) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: gerry mander $42m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022108) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: valar vettiri morghulis $1 million now. If a pool the length of the English Channel I’d do the pool and target $5 million. Open water swimming is not for the feint of heart.
Edit: LOL at no support. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: hank_scorpio towing a lifevest I'm very confident I could do at least two miles and make it back, worst case scenario I still get the million but had to work for it so I'm in, this is assuming that your 48 hour window is based on not being able to prepare not having to go out in a legit storm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022833) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Nazca Redlines 180
2 miles is nbd. People are blowing this way out of proportion. It's easy money. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:26 PM Author: Wes Scantlin I am unable to float, so I will drown within 1 mile. Give me the channel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022835) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: richard clock lol give me the $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50022839) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: Pope Leo XXX Sweet I’ll make $300 million, back stroking from Lyme Bay to st malo
Easy money |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: Nazca Redlines 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023252) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:05 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, How do u get to land once you’re done swimming / drowning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023183) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:14 AM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope Read the thread. You just tie a boat to you nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023238) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Or a life jacket or a paddle board or just swim back. Pretty much whatever you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023253) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp $1M now. I couldn't even swim a quarter mile lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023206) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: Nazca Redlines You don't need to all at once. You can swim, float around taking a break, resume swimming... Or, try to catch a current. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023256) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:46 AM Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp (guy who has never actually gone for a swim) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50024662) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) I have no idea what my distance-swimming capacity is, let alone my open-water distance-swimming capacity (I'm reasonably but still unsupportedly confident on the former, incredibly pessimistic on the latter).
So I'll take the $1M. Give me some time to train, and especially time to train while deciding, and maybe I try to string together a few miles, but right now I just worry I hit 0 and die.
What is this "tow a rowboat" shit? |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: Nazca Redlines What about it? You don't have do tow a boat. You could swim back when you're done, if you're inclined. But if you want, you can bring a boat or life jacket with you to help you get back to land after you swim as far as you're going to. You just can't use that helpful stuff until you're done with the hypo, so if you want to bring it, you need to tow it behind you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023276) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:17 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Nigger, two-thirds of us are going to drown within 50 feet of the water getting deeper than 5'8". We are not "towing" a fucking ship behind us, quit being a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023292) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 4:57 AM Author: hank_scorpio the boat towing hypo is fairly retarded but not as retarded as you might think, things move so much easier in water that a strong swimmer could make that work, if I had an inflatable kayak kind of thing on a string I could probably haul it without much issue and whenever I give out I'm golden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50024740) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: KardashevMaxxedSPCXIPOmo If presented with this opportunity I'd assume it was a Willy Wonka kind of situation where the offer that only a coward would accept is not a real offer and I need to prove my mettle to get the prize. I'll go for the swim and probably drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50023360) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:29 AM Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained)) What’s the shark situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50024756) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: valar vettiri morghulis You should be fine in the English Channel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50025034) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Nazca Redlines he assured his fellow poaster, flashing a multi-rowed grin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50026815) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50027140) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:11 AM Author: Bespoke Poaster op, your hypo is gay. If your towing some shit with you for the ride back in event of not meaking it, then everyone takes the million unless you are 1975 Mark Spitz. Personally, I could do probly 3 miles, but I dont want to be 3 miles off shore in the English fucking Channel when I decide to stop. Henceforth, I will take the $1mill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50024798) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Why not charter a boat 3 miles out and then swim to shore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50024826) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: Amanda Reckonwith Definitely swimming as far as I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50024835) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Infinite money glitch if you make sure to keep your eyes on the open sea at all times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50025015) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,...,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50024938) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe If I can wear a wetsuit I could swim to france and back no problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50026820) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50026823) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Butt Penis (β π) I swim 1 + 1/3 miles every morning (well, most mornings). Without a buttload of additional training lasting months, I could probably do up to 3 miles in open water and that would leave me pretty wrecked. Absolutely no way I can swim the whole English Channel, and if I tried without support, I would die. So I would at most trust myself to swim 1.5 miles out, and then I would have to swim 1.5 miles back, and even that would involve non-zero risk to my life. All for 1.5 million. I'll take the 1M and just stay in bed risklessly instead. |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe There is no time limit in the OP you could tow a life raft with water & food and an ipad and starlink internet and take a break and poast til next day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50026902) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Butt Penis (β π) you'd need to sleep, and what happens if the raft drifts while you sleep? The English Channel is 21 miles across at its narrowest. When I swim laps, my cruising speed is around 2 mph. So I would take 11+ hours of cruising speed swimming to cross the Channel, not counting any breaks, and not allowing for extra time to swim in a difficult body of open water. I either swim it all in one day, or I sleep and risk drifting all the way back to the starting point. Nazca Redlines tp's hypo seems to rule out assistance. I don't think I can do it without assistance. I'll take the 1M and stay in bed instead.
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Bring an anchor with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50026930) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Butt Penis (β π) shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50026977) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope it says it must be "consecutive" lmao op is a legit nyuug protégé of the english language (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50026991) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:12 PM Author: And what ur doing right now? It's illegal. Still LOLLING at how absolutely retarded this hypo is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50027107) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: Butt Penis (β π) Nazca Redlines is our premier hypo artist and I appreciate and enjoy his work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50027201) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Darnell agreed. nazca should know his audience. open water swimming is a sport for chubby women with great buoyancy. we're all jacked studs who played a little college ball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2most#50027211) |