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Prole dad making you a PBJ in a hotdog bun because moms gone

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disturbing forum pistol
  05/29/13
the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that t...
passionate dopamine
  05/29/13
twist: the buns are a month past expiration
Chocolate Curious Business Firm
  05/29/13
prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans
Bateful factory reset button yarmulke
  05/29/13
They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.
Violent Beady-eyed University
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Racy hall
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prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of...
Azure sex offender
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prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspap...
Azure sex offender
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disturbing forum pistol
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prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother ...
Azure sex offender
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prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast
Azure sex offender
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prole dad making ramen and meatballs
Azure sex offender
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prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby k...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
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disturbing forum pistol
  05/29/13
prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s ster...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
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disturbing forum pistol
  05/29/13
I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaini...
Talking chartreuse church chad
  05/29/13
i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
lol 180 thread
avocado telephone stage
  05/29/13
prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with he...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garba...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose w...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
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prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying ...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
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disturbing forum pistol
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prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then ...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for you...
brass principal's office
  05/29/13
prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose
dun corner hissy fit
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cerebral impressive mental disorder
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prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang ...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up d...
dun corner hissy fit
  05/29/13
prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwic...
Azure sex offender
  05/29/13
prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
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disturbing forum pistol
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Talking chartreuse church chad
  05/29/13
prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, t...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you tha...
Azure sex offender
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insane ebony new version
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prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the ...
dun corner hissy fit
  05/29/13
prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pr...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spil...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 't...
cerebral impressive mental disorder
  05/29/13
prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, ...
disturbing forum pistol
  05/29/13
while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad...
Bateful factory reset button yarmulke
  05/29/13
you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot
smoky embarrassed to the bone brunch candlestick maker
  05/30/13
Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AR...
maroon vigorous roast beef
  05/29/13
Prole dad in town for ur college graduation "Sorry ...
disturbing forum pistol
  05/29/13
You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. ...
Talking chartreuse church chad
  05/29/13
there's nothing new under the sun faggot
disturbing forum pistol
  05/29/13
You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.
Talking chartreuse church chad
  05/29/13
everything on this board is aped from something somewhere el...
disturbing forum pistol
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cerebral impressive mental disorder
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Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you ha...
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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290700)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: passionate dopamine

the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that the latter would have to sleep on the couch for a week when mommy found out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290702)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:10 AM
Author: Chocolate Curious Business Firm

twist: the buns are a month past expiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290704)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Bateful factory reset button yarmulke

prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290709)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Violent Beady-eyed University

They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290835)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: Racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290723)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of your glasses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290724)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290728)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290895)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother is still in the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290734)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290737)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

prole dad making ramen and meatballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290780)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby keith live special on CMT, and remarking, "freakin' awesome, huh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290782)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290896)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s stereo speakers in front of your door and blasting brooks and dunn's "my maria" from sony cd walkman hooked up to vinyl-paneled receiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290790)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290900)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: Talking chartreuse church chad

I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaining because he is so mediocre. This is off character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290914)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL stories of my own prole dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290962)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: avocado telephone stage

lol 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290793)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with her and then broom her quick" line in spiderman, repeating it re: every new girlfriend for the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290795)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garbage disposal to get "whatever's clankin' down there" because "your hands are smaller than mine, like a girl's"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290802)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose weight? get on a bike. look at pro cyclists"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290807)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:34 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying by beginning, "so, guess who's got cancer?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290813)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290903)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then shooting you a serious look as if to say, "i'm not really joking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290822)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: brass principal's office

prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for your christmas present

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290823)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: dun corner hissy fit

prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290829)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290832)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang on garage and getting fined for it by the township, and calling you up to say "i really thought they wouldn't find it if it was in back of the garage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290824)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: dun corner hissy fit

prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up dinner at the bait shop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290831)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them by the tail and slamming their heads against the side of the boat, but refusing to eat sushi because "i'm not an animal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290838)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwiches with his christmas bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290837)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over because 'the little dragon keeps eating me'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290842)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290893)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:56 AM
Author: Talking chartreuse church chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290928)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, then refusing by saying "haven't i beat you enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290847)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "there she is, miss americaaaa"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290849)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you that you're not meant to understand but that you easily figure out when you're 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290858)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: insane ebony new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23291046)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:46 AM
Author: dun corner hissy fit

prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the yard at the beginning of the storm to "see if there's gun be lightnang"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290859)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pro level. 'i mean, you still need a brain at the pro level, yanno'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290890)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spill my beer' when he got rear-ended. prole dad laughs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290899)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder

prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 'those 50s diners' to eat dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290907)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol

prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, I can't believe those graphics. it looks like a real game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290911)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: Bateful factory reset button yarmulke

while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad espoused ITT, i thought the thread was a little more about the kid coped when mom was not around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290915)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: smoky embarrassed to the bone brunch candlestick maker

you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23300377)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: maroon vigorous roast beef

Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AROUND, FEEDING AND TALKING AND CARING FOR YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290920)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol

Prole dad in town for ur college graduation

"Sorry dad, I should have made a reservation. We probably won't be able to get a table anywhere"

"Is there a Buffalo Wild Wing around here? I'm fine with that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290937)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: Talking chartreuse church chad

You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. This schtick has basically already been done.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290943)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol

there's nothing new under the sun faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290950)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Talking chartreuse church chad

You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290961)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: disturbing forum pistol

everything on this board is aped from something somewhere else on the internet we don't need people like you shitting up every thread stating the obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23290981)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: cerebral impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23292735)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: chestnut talented black woman sound barrier

Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you have to use a wrench to open the passenger door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23292759)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:07 PM
Author: hot crystalline friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#23300319)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2most#49925843)