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Aliens are real af

They’re extremely real and everyone says the exact sam...
Doobsian Community Account
  04/09/26
they Abduct men and Probe them
Sickened Passionate Location Nibblets
  04/09/26
Yes, goy, aliens are in charge and probably noticed you beca...
Charismatic Hell Roommate
  04/09/26
Nah I’m Jewish and aliens are crazy
Doobsian Community Account
  04/09/26
Sure thing, meshumad
Charismatic Hell Roommate
  04/09/26
You ever watch those UFO documentaries and it’s just b...
Doobsian Community Account
  04/09/26
also that alien autopsy video is basically real. like wtf it...
Doobsian Community Account
  04/09/26
No bueno
orange international law enforcement agency stage
  04/09/26
shut up
Sexy Home
  04/09/26
You eat dog jizz
orange international law enforcement agency stage
  04/09/26
go bury your father you retarded ape you already spent the ...
Sexy Home
  04/09/26
Fuck yeah they're real. I met one named Paco. He followed me...
Cordovan genital piercing
  04/09/26
They're ultraterrestrials. I recommend reading John Keel's T...
lake chest-beating sound barrier fanboi
  04/09/26
yes jews will always be aliens in majority nations
pearl base gaping
  04/09/26
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cowgod
  04/09/26
every bitch boi who poasts here makes this clear
'"''"'"'''"""
  04/09/26
doubtful unless ur referring to jews
may his bones be crushed
  04/09/26
You forgot VERY sneaky
gibberish (?)
  04/10/26
what are your conclusions on the tic-tac incident?
fairy knight
  04/10/26
I honestly don’t even know what I’m watching oth...
cowgod
  04/10/26
It seems unlikely that Aces was just making it up or exagger...
fairy knight
  04/10/26
Real talk - Not possible, nearest star systems are too far. ...
Fyre festival founder
  04/10/26
What a stupid post. I don’t even care where they&rsquo...
cowgod
  04/10/26
there’s nothing else out there really. humans are the...
lunch thoughts
  04/10/26
The aliens mutilate cows and are Short. You sound Tall. You ...
cowgod
  04/10/26
aliens are like electric eels that send out weird pulses tha...
.__
  04/10/26


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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Community Account

They’re extremely real and everyone says the exact same things about them

Short

Big eyes

Demons

Ships have no moving parts and move really quickly in bursts

Communicate telepathically

Somehow they don’t kill us. Sometimes I step on bugs for No Reason. Aliens never do that to us.

Btw they mutilate cattle bc their digestive enzymes help them digest food.

Aliens are as real to me as anything else that’s basically real but a bit sketchy like Antarctica or 3DO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807316)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Sickened Passionate Location Nibblets

they Abduct men and Probe them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807318)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell Roommate

Yes, goy, aliens are in charge and probably noticed you because you are special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807323)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Doobsian Community Account

Nah I’m Jewish and aliens are crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807328)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell Roommate

Sure thing, meshumad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807339)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Doobsian Community Account

You ever watch those UFO documentaries and it’s just boring stories about seeing lights

Then you go on YouTube and John Lear son of the Lear jet Engineer is dropping truth bombs in 1990 but it’s a limited hangout but holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807331)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Doobsian Community Account

also that alien autopsy video is basically real. like wtf it's real. who is going to make a Fake Alien for a fox special that airs one time and is forgotten?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807600)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: orange international law enforcement agency stage

No bueno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807605)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Sexy Home

shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807606)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: orange international law enforcement agency stage

You eat dog jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807607)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Sexy Home

go bury your father you retarded ape

you already spent the nickel these scam artists gave you for killing him on drugs and alcohol but i can smell his corpse still from leagues away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807615)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Cordovan genital piercing

Fuck yeah they're real. I met one named Paco. He followed me to my car at Lowe's. Offered to trim my trees for $40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807697)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: lake chest-beating sound barrier fanboi

They're ultraterrestrials. I recommend reading John Keel's The Mothman Prophecies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807706)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: pearl base gaping

yes jews will always be aliens in majority nations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807714)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807899)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: '"''"'"'''""" (oppose bitch bois)

every bitch boi who poasts here makes this clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807901)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: may his bones be crushed

doubtful unless ur referring to jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807902)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

You forgot VERY sneaky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807986)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: fairy knight

what are your conclusions on the tic-tac incident?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807987)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: cowgod

I honestly don’t even know what I’m watching other than it moved fast and it went underwater. The visual on that doesn’t tell me anything.

It came from the government so it could be fake just like everything they put out.

If it’s real it’s the aliens. The aliens are real anyway. You can’t explain how cows get mutilated all the time. Also all the alien sightings are basically all the same.

Of course none of it makes sense. Why do they crash so often? Why are they Short? Haven’t they heard of Hypergamy? And why would the military that can’t stop 9/11 have such a handle on them? Our best possible military hardware and tactics wouldn’t bring down alien TIME TRAVELER DEMONS from 500,000,000k AD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49808015)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: fairy knight

It seems unlikely that Aces was just making it up or exaggerating. If true, the beings were likely conducting some kind of test on the ocean / atmosphere. This is why it’s so important to have a Space Force and have reliable monitoring of potential threats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49809182)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Real talk - Not possible, nearest star systems are too far. I’m sure there are aliens in the universe since there’s like trillions of galaxies but they haven’t visited Earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49807988)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: cowgod

What a stupid post. I don’t even care where they’re “from.” They’re probably from under Antarctica or something. Also they could just travel through time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49808019)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: lunch thoughts

there’s nothing else out there really. humans are the apex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49808004)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:34 AM
Author: cowgod

The aliens mutilate cows and are Short. You sound Tall. You don’t want to look at Short beings from the future bc you’re like “but what becomes of my kind 😔 “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49808023)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: .__

aliens are like electric eels that send out weird pulses that mess with your visual cortex and give you blurred vision so you cant see them. They also smell like sulfur. They are grey bcs they hide during day and only come out at night between 3:30 and 4:45 AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2most#49809253)