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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Shimmering circlehead public bath
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Blathering cuck
  08/28/25
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Shimmering circlehead public bath
  08/28/25
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titillating station
  08/28/25
that's it?
arrogant excitant boistinker
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Shimmering circlehead public bath
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Bronze Sound Barrier
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
arrogant excitant boistinker
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  09/12/25
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Spruce glittery crackhouse
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
pink whorehouse
  08/28/25
Happy?
razzle stubborn forum becky
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
pink whorehouse
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
titillating station
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
titillating station
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Trip National Rigpig
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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  08/28/25
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arousing reading party
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
pontificating wonderful site newt
  08/29/25
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chocolate menage community account
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
idiotic plaza lettuce
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
cream boyish casino
  08/29/25
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arousing reading party
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency Laser Beams
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
cream boyish casino
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Vivacious generalized bond resort
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
pink whorehouse
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
idiotic plaza lettuce
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
slate electric electric furnace
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Histrionic Green Business Firm Philosopher-king
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
pink whorehouse
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
titillating station
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
cream boyish casino
  09/01/25
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Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
cream boyish casino
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  09/01/25
Lolololol
razzle stubborn forum becky
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
pink whorehouse
  09/01/25
?
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
insanely creepy genital piercing
  09/01/25
Fuck you
pink whorehouse
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  09/12/25
Yes
Magenta adventurous dingle berry
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Spruce glittery crackhouse
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Shimmering circlehead public bath
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Shimmering circlehead public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blathering cuck

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Shimmering circlehead public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: titillating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant excitant boistinker

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Shimmering circlehead public bath

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Bronze Sound Barrier

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: arrogant excitant boistinker

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: pink whorehouse

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: razzle stubborn forum becky

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: pink whorehouse

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: titillating station

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: titillating station

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Trip National Rigpig

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: aquamarine provocative theater stage factory reset button

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: arousing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: pontificating wonderful site newt

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: chocolate menage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: idiotic plaza lettuce

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: cream boyish casino

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: arousing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency Laser Beams

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: cream boyish casino

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Vivacious generalized bond resort

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: pink whorehouse

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: idiotic plaza lettuce

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: slate electric electric furnace

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Green Business Firm Philosopher-king

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: pink whorehouse

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: titillating station

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cream boyish casino

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cream boyish casino

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: razzle stubborn forum becky

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: pink whorehouse

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy genital piercing

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: pink whorehouse

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Magenta adventurous dingle berry

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Spruce glittery crackhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Shimmering circlehead public bath

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259839)