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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Hot National Genital Piercing
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Greedy spruce gas station
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Gold casino
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Big henna gay wizard
  08/30/25
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titillating meetinghouse potus
  09/05/25
, he lisped
rambunctious high-end stag film double fault
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Charismatic Garrison
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Hot National Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Charismatic Garrison
  08/31/25
...
Seedy Fragrant Spot
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  08/31/25
delusional take
Seedy Fragrant Spot
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
frum twinkling uncleanness codepig
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Fuchsia resort
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Hot National Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Hot National Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Fuchsia resort
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Fuchsia resort
  09/05/25
...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
apoplectic step-uncle's house deer antler
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Fuchsia resort
  09/05/25
...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Fuchsia resort
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Hot National Genital Piercing
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
irradiated kink-friendly public bath
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
irradiated kink-friendly public bath
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/05/25
Kenny
Fuchsia resort
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Hot National Genital Piercing
  09/06/25
...
exhilarant maize sandwich area
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/06/25
...
exhilarant maize sandwich area
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Hot National Genital Piercing
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Saffron demanding pistol point
  09/07/25
Explain
Hot National Genital Piercing
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
chrome cerebral knife hospital
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Hot National Genital Piercing
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Hot National Genital Piercing
  09/07/25
...
frum twinkling uncleanness codepig
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Fuchsia resort
  01/18/26
...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
smoky trailer park
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Alcoholic patrolman stage
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
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  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
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  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Greedy spruce gas station

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Gold casino

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Big henna gay wizard

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: titillating meetinghouse potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: rambunctious high-end stag film double fault

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Garrison

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Seedy Fragrant Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Seedy Fragrant Spot

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: frum twinkling uncleanness codepig

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia resort

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia resort

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia resort

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: apoplectic step-uncle's house deer antler

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia resort

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Fuchsia resort

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: irradiated kink-friendly public bath

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: irradiated kink-friendly public bath

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia resort

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: exhilarant maize sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: exhilarant maize sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Saffron demanding pistol point

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: chrome cerebral knife hospital

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Hot National Genital Piercing

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: frum twinkling uncleanness codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia resort

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: smoky trailer park

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman stage

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49626057)