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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
naked peach space skinny woman
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
brindle trip coffee pot
  04/18/25
Cr.
underhanded aphrodisiac lodge
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Adulterous library
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
lemon titillating incel patrolman
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
maize national
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Crimson Vigorous Set Cuckoldry
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
vermilion hell preventive strike
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
vermilion hell preventive strike
  04/18/25
...
Racy canary theater
  04/18/25
...
autistic beady-eyed hominid
  08/17/26
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Disgusting zippy candlestick maker
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Copper jew pit
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Galvanic amber casino
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Galvanic amber casino
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Racy canary theater
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Galvanic amber casino
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Galvanic amber casino
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Mentally impaired supple boltzmann garrison
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Galvanic amber casino
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Racy canary theater
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Tripping adventurous cuck
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Racy canary theater
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Tripping adventurous cuck
  04/18/25
...
rough-skinned house
  08/17/26
...
rough-skinned house
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
sick heady principal's office
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
sick heady principal's office
  04/18/25
...
Sepia Gay Wizard
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Galvanic amber casino
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/18/25
...
Disgusting zippy candlestick maker
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Swollen University Generalized Bond
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Tripping adventurous cuck
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
appetizing tanning salon
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
appetizing tanning salon
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
brindle trip coffee pot
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
appetizing tanning salon
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
appetizing tanning salon
  08/17/26
...
rough-skinned house
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
vermilion hell preventive strike
  08/17/26
ur dumb
appetizing tanning salon
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
vermilion hell preventive strike
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
appetizing tanning salon
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
vermilion hell preventive strike
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
appetizing tanning salon
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Overrated buff pervert
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
appetizing tanning salon
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Overrated buff pervert
  08/17/26
...
Aromatic Sandwich Depressive
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
sick heady principal's office
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
appetizing tanning salon
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
sick heady principal's office
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Adulterous library
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
appetizing tanning salon
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: naked peach space skinny woman

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: brindle trip coffee pot

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac lodge

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Adulterous library

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: lemon titillating incel patrolman

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: maize national

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Crimson Vigorous Set Cuckoldry

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: vermilion hell preventive strike

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: vermilion hell preventive strike

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Racy canary theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: autistic beady-eyed hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Disgusting zippy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Copper jew pit

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Galvanic amber casino

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Galvanic amber casino

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Racy canary theater

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Galvanic amber casino

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Galvanic amber casino

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mentally impaired supple boltzmann garrison

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Galvanic amber casino

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Racy canary theater

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Tripping adventurous cuck

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Racy canary theater

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Tripping adventurous cuck

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: rough-skinned house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: rough-skinned house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: sick heady principal's office

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: sick heady principal's office

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Sepia Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Galvanic amber casino

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Disgusting zippy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Swollen University Generalized Bond

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Tripping adventurous cuck

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: brindle trip coffee pot

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: rough-skinned house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: vermilion hell preventive strike

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: vermilion hell preventive strike

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: vermilion hell preventive strike

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Overrated buff pervert

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Overrated buff pervert

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: sick heady principal's office

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: sick heady principal's office

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Adulterous library

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50149087)