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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Chest-beating Giraffe Legend
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Motley rambunctious public bath
  04/18/25
Cr.
Talking persian library
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
white talented private investor quadroon
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Walnut Apoplectic Psychic Nowag
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
charismatic submissive prole
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
beta stain
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Adventurous stead
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Adventurous stead
  04/18/25
...
Slap-happy school
  04/18/25
...
Supple stag film
  08/17/26
...
Bull headed odious genital piercing
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
salmon therapy
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
swashbuckling hall selfie
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
swashbuckling hall selfie
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Slap-happy school
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
swashbuckling hall selfie
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
swashbuckling hall selfie
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
multi-colored bat shit crazy mental disorder
  04/18/25
jfc goys
swashbuckling hall selfie
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Slap-happy school
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
mauve thirsty ceo
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Slap-happy school
  04/18/25
Ty friend
mauve thirsty ceo
  04/18/25
...
Erotic jet-lagged goal in life
  08/17/26
...
Erotic jet-lagged goal in life
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
alcoholic iridescent dilemma
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
alcoholic iridescent dilemma
  04/18/25
...
Up-to-no-good Halford
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
swashbuckling hall selfie
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Ungodly market tank
  04/18/25
...
Bull headed odious genital piercing
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
comical den filthpig
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
mauve thirsty ceo
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Ungodly market tank
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Ungodly market tank
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Ungodly market tank
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Motley rambunctious public bath
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Ungodly market tank
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Ungodly market tank
  08/17/26
...
Erotic jet-lagged goal in life
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Adventurous stead
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Ungodly market tank
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Adventurous stead
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Ungodly market tank
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Adventurous stead
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Ungodly market tank
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
mahogany heady forum
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Ungodly market tank
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
mahogany heady forum
  08/17/26
...
insanely creepy snowy dopamine
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
alcoholic iridescent dilemma
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Ungodly market tank
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
alcoholic iridescent dilemma
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
white talented private investor quadroon
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Ungodly market tank
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Chest-beating Giraffe Legend

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Motley rambunctious public bath

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Talking persian library

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: white talented private investor quadroon

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Walnut Apoplectic Psychic Nowag

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: charismatic submissive prole

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: beta stain

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Adventurous stead

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Adventurous stead

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Supple stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Bull headed odious genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: salmon therapy

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall selfie

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall selfie

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy school

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall selfie

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall selfie

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy mental disorder

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall selfie

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Slap-happy school

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ungodly market tank

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: mauve thirsty ceo

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy school

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mauve thirsty ceo

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Erotic jet-lagged goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Erotic jet-lagged goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: alcoholic iridescent dilemma

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ungodly market tank

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent dilemma

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling hall selfie

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ungodly market tank

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Bull headed odious genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: comical den filthpig

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mauve thirsty ceo

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Ungodly market tank

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Ungodly market tank

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Motley rambunctious public bath

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Erotic jet-lagged goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Adventurous stead

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Adventurous stead

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Adventurous stead

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: mahogany heady forum

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Ungodly market tank

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: mahogany heady forum

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: insanely creepy snowy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: alcoholic iridescent dilemma

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Ungodly market tank

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent dilemma

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: white talented private investor quadroon

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Ungodly market tank

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2most#50146047)