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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
supple idiot field
  05/02/17
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Laughsome Bonkers Temple
  02/11/18
why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit ...
Ocher vivacious ratface
  05/02/17
adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i ...
supple idiot field
  05/02/17
piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegr...
Ocher vivacious ratface
  05/02/17
yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
supple idiot field
  05/02/17
plumbers hate him
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lol good shit
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  05/02/17
too personal
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  05/02/17
no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's i...
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Ungodly point
  05/02/17
how often you hear this story
Galvanic stain
  05/02/17
have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
supple idiot field
  05/02/17
would've been a peak experience no doubt
nighttime boyish hissy fit
  05/02/17
cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
supple idiot field
  05/02/17
GOod poast moniker synergy
Chestnut vibrant parlor
  05/02/17
because of the ass pee?
supple idiot field
  05/02/17
we've all been there
racy goyim
  05/02/17
crazy time in a man's life
supple idiot field
  05/02/17
chill on the addy
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lmao cr
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180 billion.
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180
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why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in the...
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  05/02/17
Flush hot water
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it's a masterpiece
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Good stuff here.
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i like ur narrative
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Thought this said soup.
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: supple idiot field

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2most#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Laughsome Bonkers Temple



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious ratface

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: supple idiot field

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2most#33210240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious ratface

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: supple idiot field

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2most#33210258)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious ratface

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: supple idiot field



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: startling impressive dragon space

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Metal buck-toothed shrine partner



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Deep odious travel guidebook kitchen



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: provocative nursing home



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Bright shivering lodge jap

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: supple idiot field

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious ratface

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2most#33210271)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: supple idiot field



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Ungodly point



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Galvanic stain

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: supple idiot field

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: nighttime boyish hissy fit

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: supple idiot field

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Chestnut vibrant parlor

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: supple idiot field

because of the ass pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2most#33216894)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: racy goyim

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: supple idiot field

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Flatulent sienna international law enforcement agency plaza

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: supple idiot field

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Lemon Address Ceo



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: lilac associate mental disorder

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac resort reading party



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly heaven voyeur

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Pungent Church

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: fluffy opaque personal credit line cuckoldry

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2most#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: razzle school cafeteria

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Ungodly point



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed abode boiling water

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Mischievous karate

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: racy goyim

it's a masterpiece

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Ungodly point



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: yapping national round eye

Good stuff here.

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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: milky diverse wrinkle

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Date: August 3rd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Cream Trailer Park Coffee Pot

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: supple idiot field

jfc

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