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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Histrionic den
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Jade Windowlicker
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Aqua Trust Fund Theater
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Green godawful ticket booth cumskin
  08/30/25
...
glittery home
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Embarrassed to the bone theatre sandwich
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Milky nibblets
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Histrionic den
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Milky nibblets
  08/31/25
...
Poppy greedy brunch
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
delusional take
Poppy greedy brunch
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Bronze mad cow disease
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Histrionic den
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Histrionic den
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  09/05/25
...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Wonderful Menage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  09/05/25
...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Histrionic den
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Metal Swashbuckling Hospital Son Of Senegal
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Metal Swashbuckling Hospital Son Of Senegal
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Kenny
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Histrionic den
  09/06/25
...
beady-eyed garrison
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
...
beady-eyed garrison
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Histrionic den
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Irradiated Pit
  09/07/25
Explain
Histrionic den
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
bright trailer park
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Histrionic den
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Histrionic den
  09/07/25
...
Bronze mad cow disease
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  01/18/26
...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Curious thirsty national lettuce
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Histrionic den
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Histrionic den
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Bistre supple theater stage
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field
  05/28/26
...
trip alcoholic haunted graveyard
  05/28/26
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TurboGrafx-67
  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Histrionic den

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Jade Windowlicker

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Aqua Trust Fund Theater

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Green godawful ticket booth cumskin

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theatre sandwich

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Milky nibblets

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Histrionic den

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Milky nibblets

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Poppy greedy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Poppy greedy brunch

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bronze mad cow disease

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Histrionic den

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Histrionic den

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Menage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Histrionic den

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Metal Swashbuckling Hospital Son Of Senegal

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Metal Swashbuckling Hospital Son Of Senegal

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Histrionic den

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Histrionic den

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Irradiated Pit

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Histrionic den

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: bright trailer park

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Histrionic den

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Histrionic den

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bronze mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Curious thirsty national lettuce

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Histrionic den

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Histrionic den

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Bistre supple theater stage

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: disrespectful bull headed coldplay fan field

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: trip alcoholic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2most#49919996)