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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Disgusting slimy depressive
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superior anglo culture
Adventurous anal lettuce heaven
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Adventurous anal lettuce heaven
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Disgusting slimy depressive
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Disgusting slimy depressive
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
White Step-uncle's House
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
passionate twisted mexican
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
carmine tantric multi-billionaire
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
passionate twisted mexican
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Pontificating supple forum brethren
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Disgusting slimy depressive
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
misanthropic becky
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Disgusting slimy depressive
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
fragrant know-it-all ratface
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Disgusting slimy depressive
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
misanthropic becky
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Disgusting slimy depressive
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Disgusting slimy depressive
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lol
White Step-uncle's House
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899283)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Adventurous anal lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49914244)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: carmine tantric multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Disturbing personal credit line round eye

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: passionate twisted mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Cerise range idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: misanthropic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: bateful garnet people who are hurt library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: fragrant know-it-all ratface

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: cerebral fishy stage

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: passionate twisted mexican

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: marvelous aggressive state old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: passionate twisted mexican

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: carmine tantric multi-billionaire

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: passionate twisted mexican

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Pontificating supple forum brethren

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: canary filthpig kitty cat

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed son of senegal

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: misanthropic becky

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: fragrant know-it-all ratface

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded codepig business firm

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: misanthropic becky

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: cerebral fishy stage

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: sapphire razzmatazz institution

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: racy lime party of the first part

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: carmine tantric multi-billionaire

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready irradiated box office famous landscape painting

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: 180 ceo bbw

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant menage

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: 180 ceo bbw

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant menage

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Coral whorehouse gunner

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: 180 ceo bbw

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Olive area

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: sapphire razzmatazz institution

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: razzle locale

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: razzle locale

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: razzle locale

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: ruddy heady sandwich garrison

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Electric Jet Really Tough Guy Base

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: razzle locale

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful lemon toilet seat

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Lascivious ruby regret

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Disgusting slimy depressive

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: fragrant know-it-all ratface

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: carmine tantric multi-billionaire

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Galvanic Keepsake Machete

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899877)