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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
| beady-eyed base | 08/02/21 |
| fluffy fiercely-loyal corner travel guidebook | 08/02/21 |
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| ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 02/01/26 |
| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/01/26 |
| Mint appetizing theater stage | 08/02/21 |
| beady-eyed base | 08/03/21 |
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| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/01/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: fluffy fiercely-loyal corner travel guidebook ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: beady-eyed base "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Talking trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Kink-friendly hairraiser preventive strike My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: beady-eyed base LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: insecure odious associate "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: beady-eyed base 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Frisky dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: beady-eyed base !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: beady-eyed base LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: insecure odious associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: beady-eyed base !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Mint appetizing theater stage I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: beady-eyed base This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Mint appetizing theater stage our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: beady-eyed base Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Avocado indian lodge toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: milky boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: house-broken supple dysfunction aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: beady-eyed base Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Big bearded resort legend Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: beady-eyed base 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Mind-boggling Toaster Hairy Legs Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: beady-eyed base ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: High-end Scourge Upon The Earth Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Big bearded resort legend Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: charismatic azn It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: beady-eyed base This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: beady-eyed base As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Talking trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Canary dashing brunch feces [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: beady-eyed base 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: charismatic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: charismatic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: tripping parlor turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Razzmatazz Temple Ladyboy *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: beady-eyed base Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Razzmatazz Temple Ladyboy *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: beady-eyed base On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Razzmatazz Temple Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: beady-eyed base I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Razzmatazz Temple Ladyboy o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: beady-eyed base <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49639794) |