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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
wonderful love of her life lay
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
wonderful love of her life lay
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
wonderful love of her life lay
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
wonderful love of her life lay
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
wonderful love of her life lay
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
wonderful love of her life lay
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
bateful toaster
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
dun coffee pot hall
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Excitant tank
  05/22/26
His moniker?
khaki generalized bond center
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Colt
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stimulating ratface
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provocative henna set organic girlfriend
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Shaky striped hyena
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learning disabled trip degenerate
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Disco Fries
crusty flatulent stain church building
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
electric painfully honest nursing home
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
stimulating ratface
  05/22/26
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Aphrodisiac casino dingle berry
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
stimulating ratface
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Excitant tank
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
stimulating ratface
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Cheese-eating awkward pisswyrm
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
house-broken crawly heaven incel
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
lilac confused sanctuary
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Shaky striped hyena
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
crusty flatulent stain church building
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
comical geriatric famous landscape painting mad cow disease
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Shaky striped hyena
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
electric painfully honest nursing home
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
bateful toaster
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dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
diverse persian
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dun coffee pot hall
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
dun coffee pot hall
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Obsidian heady round eye
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Excitant tank
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mods
dark property friendly grandma
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
soul-stirring orange twinkling uncleanness
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Primrose histrionic dog poop
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
soul-stirring orange twinkling uncleanness
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Amazing 🐶
Primrose histrionic dog poop
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
aquamarine titillating becky indian lodge
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
soul-stirring orange twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
White Location
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
dun coffee pot hall
  05/22/26
lol
bateful toaster
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
diverse persian
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
dun coffee pot hall
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe
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Link?
dun coffee pot hall
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
pearl hot old irish cottage
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
dun coffee pot hall
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
dun coffee pot hall
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
dun coffee pot hall
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
dun coffee pot hall
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
poppy background story
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They have a pretty sick IG
dun coffee pot hall
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Vengeful parlor
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Killself seems appropriate
hairraiser mexican
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fucking Fuckface
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Shipley was asking for it.
dun coffee pot hall
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AI
crusty flatulent stain church building
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Excitant tank
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bateful toaster

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Excitant tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: khaki generalized bond center

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: stimulating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: provocative henna set organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Shaky striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: learning disabled trip degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: crusty flatulent stain church building

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: electric painfully honest nursing home

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: stimulating ratface

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac casino dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: stimulating ratface

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Excitant tank

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: stimulating ratface

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating awkward pisswyrm

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: house-broken crawly heaven incel

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: lilac confused sanctuary

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Shaky striped hyena

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: crusty flatulent stain church building

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: comical geriatric famous landscape painting mad cow disease

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Shaky striped hyena

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: electric painfully honest nursing home

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: bateful toaster

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: diverse persian

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Obsidian heady round eye

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant tank

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: dark property friendly grandma

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring orange twinkling uncleanness

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic dog poop

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring orange twinkling uncleanness

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Primrose histrionic dog poop

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: aquamarine titillating becky indian lodge

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring orange twinkling uncleanness

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: White Location

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: bateful toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: diverse persian

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: pearl hot old irish cottage

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: poppy background story

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Vengeful parlor

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: hairraiser mexican

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: dun coffee pot hall

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: crusty flatulent stain church building

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Excitant tank

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: peach bat-shit-crazy pit

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899877)