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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Aggressive sound barrier
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superior anglo culture
Opaque water buffalo
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Opaque water buffalo
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Opaque water buffalo
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Aggressive sound barrier
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Obsidian Gaping
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Supple chest-beating stock car
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I thought this was America
Obsidian Gaping
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Aggressive sound barrier
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Aggressive sound barrier
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Aggressive sound barrier
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Opaque water buffalo

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Opaque water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Flickering soggy keepsake machete locale

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Supple chest-beating stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Brindle Cruel-hearted Center Milk

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Obsidian Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Excitant Mustard Box Office Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Aromatic anal base kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: aqua vigorous location

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: gay adventurous ratface

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Obsidian Gaping

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Titillating bearded casino cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Obsidian Gaping

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Supple chest-beating stock car

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Obsidian Gaping

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Dashing buff gas station

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome orange tanning salon ape

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: clear digit ratio property

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Excitant Mustard Box Office Background Story

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: aqua vigorous location

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac insane twinkling uncleanness

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Excitant Mustard Box Office Background Story

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: gay adventurous ratface

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Flickering soggy keepsake machete locale

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Lemon School Cafeteria

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: mewling charcoal elastic band

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Supple chest-beating stock car

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression station

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: comical brunch

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: pearl frum philosopher-king french chef

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: comical brunch

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: pearl frum philosopher-king french chef

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: cowardly curious wagecucks meetinghouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: comical brunch

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored shrine

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Flickering soggy keepsake machete locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Lemon School Cafeteria

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Diverse roommate cumskin

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Diverse roommate cumskin

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Diverse roommate cumskin

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like stubborn hissy fit hominid

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: umber stimulating selfie

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Diverse roommate cumskin

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black area karate

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Mauve Hall

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: charismatic walnut forum cuck

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Aggressive sound barrier

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: aqua vigorous location

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Supple chest-beating stock car

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: high-end saffron incel

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899877)