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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: vermilion hominid depressive

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Drab Mentally Impaired Blood Rage

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: dashing yellow ape institution

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: 180 stage

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pea-brained heady cuck senate

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: pea-brained heady cuck senate

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Dull fantasy-prone crotch

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: rough-skinned multi-colored stag film scourge upon the earth

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: diverse metal brethren home

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned multi-colored stag film scourge upon the earth

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: ruddy dopamine

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Author: filthy talented psychic



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: seedy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bossy Market Genital Piercing

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bossy Market Genital Piercing

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bossy Market Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bossy Market Genital Piercing

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

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Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Free-loading Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: filthy talented psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2most#49706886)