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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Fluffy pozpig
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Fluffy pozpig
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Fluffy pozpig
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Fluffy pozpig
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Fluffy pozpig
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Fluffy pozpig
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Fluffy pozpig
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Fluffy pozpig
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Fluffy pozpig
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
out-of-control garnet step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Charismatic round eye house
  05/22/26
Colt
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razzle-dazzle locus trump supporter
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Disco Fries
boyish fantasy-prone chapel
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Frum diverse chad
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
bespoke boltzmann
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idiotic range generalized bond
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
bespoke boltzmann
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
bespoke boltzmann
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Olive histrionic market legal warrant
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
cheese-eating walnut selfie
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
mind-boggling black woman
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
provocative maroon public bath
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
boyish fantasy-prone chapel
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Translucent National
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
provocative maroon public bath
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Frum diverse chad
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
out-of-control garnet step-uncle's house
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plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Marvelous depressive garrison
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter
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mods
Nofapping theater jewess
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Cream Feces
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
sexy filthpig
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Cream Feces
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Amazing 🐶
sexy filthpig
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Cream Feces
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
sepia fighting den multi-billionaire
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/22/26
lol
out-of-control garnet step-uncle's house
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
costumed heaven marketing idea
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
poppy at-the-ready hominid
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
plum multi-colored puppy jew
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
poppy at-the-ready hominid
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Link?
plum multi-colored puppy jew
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
poppy at-the-ready hominid
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
plum multi-colored puppy jew
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
plum multi-colored puppy jew
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
plum multi-colored puppy jew
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Excitant soggy kitty orchestra pit
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They have a pretty sick IG
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
poppy at-the-ready hominid
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Drunken Bawdyhouse Gunner
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Killself seems appropriate
contagious whorehouse
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
odious masturbator spot
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Shipley was asking for it.
plum multi-colored puppy jew
  05/24/26
AI
boyish fantasy-prone chapel
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
VoteRepublican
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Fluffy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: out-of-control garnet step-uncle's house

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Charismatic round eye house

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bespoke boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Curious amber mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: provocative maroon public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone chapel

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Frum diverse chad

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: bespoke boltzmann

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: idiotic range generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bespoke boltzmann

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: bespoke boltzmann

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Olive histrionic market legal warrant

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating walnut selfie

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling black woman

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: provocative maroon public bath

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone chapel

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Translucent National

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: provocative maroon public bath

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Frum diverse chad

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: out-of-control garnet step-uncle's house

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: costumed heaven marketing idea

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Marvelous depressive garrison

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Nofapping theater jewess

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Cream Feces

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: sexy filthpig

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Cream Feces

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: sexy filthpig

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Frisky Sanctuary Personal Credit Line

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Cream Feces

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: sepia fighting den multi-billionaire

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: out-of-control garnet step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: costumed heaven marketing idea

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: poppy at-the-ready hominid

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: poppy at-the-ready hominid

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: poppy at-the-ready hominid

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: learning disabled center

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Excitant soggy kitty orchestra pit

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: poppy at-the-ready hominid

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Drunken Bawdyhouse Gunner

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: odious masturbator spot

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: plum multi-colored puppy jew

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone chapel

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest theatre faggot firefighter

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2most#50068093)